who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

woman in unemployable degree

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

no because this is so true… people will tell woc who are light skinned or have a small nose that they’re white passing or have ‘eurocentric’ features as if those features are exclusive to only white people and aren’t naturally found on other ethnicities all the time

Look up Compassion Fatigue. We are getting barraged with so much bad crap that we are developing a condition which, until recently, was mostly found among medical personnel, police, fire fighters, social workers and other people who deal with horrifying things on regular basis.

I’m not looking up shit, did u hear the post

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

NICE. I’d also like to add: 

Oh! That’s a beast!

But if we’re getting in and out, let’s up the ante.

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

Imagining years down the line Aaron is going about his business when someone comes up to him while he’s in line for coffee or whatever like “this is going to sound insane but did you suck my dick in juvi”

this but then andrew is in line one day and some frantic mother runs up to hug him for saving her daughters life and andrew looks her dead in the eye and says “i meant to kill her”

So fucked up and accurate I’m howling 🤣🤣🤣

@twokisses, you can’t escape the shitposts, even when they aren’t mine 😘

are you kidding me i’d never try to escape your shitposts. i’d confront you for more 🤣

im about to turn this yogurt shop into a crime scene

All I can hear is Merida from brave 😂

okay black people with scottish accents is my new obsession

While we’re on the subject of popular books that “nobody knew” were racist/misogynistic/etc, the first online community I joined outside of neopets or deviantart was in fact a twilight hater community where we discussed the misogyny and racism in-depth. I was in middle school and twilight was at the height of its popularity. “People only hated it because teenage girls liked it” is wildly untrue, many people hated it because it’s a Mormon wet dream that glorified an abusive dynamic between a teenage girl and an old stalker who repeatedly talks about killing her. Women and girls are not such mindless consumers that none of the series’ target audience could see that Jacob imprinting on an infant was fucked up. us haters have been here and we will continue to be here, and white youtubers continue to be wrong