Carrie Fisher give me strength

mutuals and followers at large I'm glad you're alive and I hope it gets easier

i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

what about fuckin gay n nasty

there is one thing i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing

post-nut critique. those ropes could have been fatter

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

Thats what i mean with this now . Fuckign commit violence against that beast until they have your disability we're getting representation the hard way 2night

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

The Golden Girls - 2.11 - ‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

This is even better when you know about the prank props team played on the girls for rehearsal

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

thank you all for understanding my vision

tweets that changed the world

Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it'll be enrichment

I’ve stumbled across an online community of women (mostly) who alter those Precious Moments figures

And I’m obsessed

I love everything about it

God I’m glad this is getting notes because there’s been an important update:

golly gee im sure glad tumblr only took about TEN YEARS to accept my appeal for this lewd and graphic post

fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

me at the SubSpace wearing a leash and "free use" written on my tits in sharpie: wow I never knew Riemannian manifolds were so interesting

Honestly some Mondays I find myself wishing that we could have a normal strength ice mummy

this is why I can't fucking stand liberals. we could have a Monday with no ice mummy at all if we recovered the sacred blade once used to seal it beneath the mountain. but instead we're out here arguing about how strong it should be.

I feel the need to periodically remind people that Idiocracy is a eugenics movie.

One of the things that eugenicists believe is that it is bad for society when the “wrong people” breed.

The entire premise of the movie is that “stupid people” kept having kids while “smart people” didn’t have kids, and it ruined society because stupid genes propagated while smart genes died out. This is eugenics propaganda.

I know people will read this and their response will be “actually it’s satire” but the movie isn’t satirizing eugenics. It’s satirizing anti-intellectualism, and consumerism, and it proposes eugenics as a solution.

When eugenics was first conceived, it was used as a way to justify inequality. The idea was that people who held privilege were able to do so because they were smarter and genetically superior to lazy and stupid people who don’t have privilege. Obviously this is bad and wrong, but it is also the core lesson of Idiocracy.

The movie literally ends with the main character becoming president and having “the smartest children in the world.” Because he and his wife have smarter genes than everyone else. The proposed solution for the things that Idiocracy is satirizing is for the smart people to have children that can be in charge of the world.

I know it’s fun to use this movie to dunk on anti-intellectualism and the MAGA movement, but we need to stop. When you quote and reference this movie you are spreading eugenics propaganda.

This is such an important addition. It’s wild how often people accidentally stumble their way into eugenics, and it’s vitally important that people are educated and aware of eugenics and the problems with it.

Also the culture of the "idiots" in this movie is very much stereotypically working class

garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"