F UCKC

@thegaymarshmallow LIKES VORE

IM CALLIN YOU OUT FAM

NO I FUCKING HATE VORE STOP THIS I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS? LIES LIES LIES FUCK YOU

Im ass

Ass

@thegaymarshmallow

*silently screaming*

Some good ol’ KingBury

Not historical figures btw (it makes me mad that they look like em)

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

I have blue/green eyes

Some good ol’ KingBury

Not historical figures btw (it makes me mad that they look like em)

me after watching “Make Happy”

SEABABES

Here’s another Seabury! (this time pocket addition!)

AAAAHHHH MY BABHHHYGHSHSJS BABYCJDJ

He just strips down naked and drapes himself in strips of bacon

(Now we know what T Jeff does in Monticello) 

@jemmy-mads0902 @demonsharky

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

THIS WAS THE FIRST POST I EVER SAW ON TUMBLR

Fakes. Fakes. Fakes. None of you are valid.

*puts gun to your head* think again, bitch

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

he’s great at blending in

until you drag him

or reblog him

(maybe, depending on your layout)

I ALMOST STARTED CRYING

DAYM Looks hella cool

BLESS THIS

I STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN OH MY GOSH

It is now- Burrens (part 1?)

John- where are you??

Alex- staying at Herc ‘n’ Madison’s place. Thought I told you?

John- no you didn’t and you know I worry Alex you’ve been staying at other peoples place and not telling me and I’m worried what’s going on?..

John waited for Alex to text back knowing he his Boyfriend Alex saw his message seeing it said read. Alex hasn’t been talking to him about anything and has been shifty about his phone and Leaving in the day. It worried John and he hated it he wanted Alex to stop and act normal and love him more.

John- Fine be that fucking way guess I’ll sleep alone asshole.

With sending that John chunked his Phone and Laid down on the bed by now being use to sleeping alone. John didn’t regret sending that text and knowing Alex was gonna complain about it when he got back he gritted his teeth knowing Alex had no rights.

Honestly he loved Alex but hated him too sometimes he was confused. He sighed and went to pick his phone, seeing Alex text him back made him nervous.

Alex-look not now I’ll text you later, just calm the fuck down?

John rolled his eyes and about punched his phone until he saw Aaron Text him.

Aaron- Your probably asleep but hey.

John smiled and texted back right away.

John- nah I’m not asleep Alex is being a dick.

Aaron- not there again?

His smile faded away seeing Aaron mention Alex’s name. John has always felt guilty, he loved Aaron but he also loved Alex and if he told Aaron how he felt he would either get rejected or Aaron would feel the same and end up feel like shit knowing he can’t make either happy since both hate each other with all their might.

John- no…I’m worried about him..

Aaron- Hey if you need my door is always open to you okay? Alex is a asshole.

John- yeah I agree he is. I sometimes wanna kiss him but other times I wanna punch him.

Aaron- lol

John- I better get to bed alright? Good night Aaron!

Aaron- sleep well John.

John smiled and turned his phone off and put it aside and Cuddled His turtle Pillow thinking it was Aaron, ignoring the fact it was wrong to think it was somebody else that wasn’t his annoying ass boyfriend.

—————————————-

Sun was creeping threw the curtains and Drool covering Johns Turtle pillow.

John was enjoying a lovely dream until he was woken up with a shake on his shoulder.

“I’m home, sorry for last night.” Alex whispered to him. John would be happy but he was still pissed.

John sat up and moved hair out of his face.

“Yeah yeah "sorry” okay.“ John wasn’t happy and did not hide it.

"Can you just calm down okay?” “Excuse me?!” John raised his voice and Rushed out of bed only being in his boxers.

“Clam down?! Alex you’ve been away from me every night and half the day what’s going on??” John hated this and just wanted his loving boyfriend back.

Alex sighed and pulled his slightly taller boyfriend in his arms and rubbed his back. “John..I’m really sorry…just things are going on..” Alex said with a hushed whisper. “Alex you can tell me…” John had tears pricked in the corners of his eyes but suddenly had Alex’s thumb wipe them away.

“Just..be patient with me please?..I promise this will all blow over soon” “you sure you can keep that Promise?..” John was worried.

“Yes.” With that Alex yawned and sat in the bed “I didn’t sleep well last night~ I was worried about you.” John guessing by how the texts went he was more angry with him then worried but he accepted it and grabbed his Phone and looked at Aaron sent 3 new messages and smiled.

“Whatcha lookn’ at?” John wanted to stay honest. “Aaron texted me.” Alex laughed “Aaron to text someone first is rare!” John wasn’t surprised. Aaron always texted John. At this point people to react surprised when Aaron texted them he always thought dramatic.

“Yeah.” He faked laugh but at this point made it seem real.

Aaron- good morning.

Aaron- is Alex there yet?

Aaron- is everything okay??

All John could think was “it is now..”

I am obsessed with Burrens-