Boop

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar

Nintendo pee

Can I get pity reblogs please

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests

environmental storytelling.

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed