#kind of a milf reblog

I won't apologize

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

heeppy hoolida

“ncuti didn’t have a proper entrance” to YOU. all I saw was him getting treated as the main hero the moment he stepped onto the screen. Getting to call David Tennant a decrepit old man while also being like “shhhh kiddo go play with your friends I got this now” and having the best entrance of any of the doctors I’ve seen so far??

and then there's the people getting offended on Ncuti's behalf that he had to share any space at all when the actual dynamic between the actors is this

like...

they're good here, kids

genuinely if you fell off at some point early in Moffat or Chibnall's run and don't want to slog through a bunch of stuff you don't think you'll enjoy here are some recommendations:

if you dropped off during the Matt Smith years then I'd recommend giving Peter Capaldi a shot. The writing is not always 100% but Capaldi is outstanding in the role. A couple of standalone ep highlights are Flatline, Listen & Mummy on the Orient Express. Heaven Sent is also excellent but a bit more arc heavy.

If you've seen some Capaldi before but didn't finish, I'd recommend picking up again with season 10. Moffat's final season, Twelfth Doctor + Bill Potts + Michelle Gomez as the Master. It's a run of very solid standalone eps w minimal story arc. Also Bill is a lesbian and she's great. Some good standalone eps are Smile, Thin Ice and Oxygen.

If you never watched any Chibnall who, you can jump straight in with Jodie Whittaker's first episode. completely new TARDIS team and very different vibes from Moffat who. A couple of highlights would be Rose, Demons of the Punjab, The Witchfinders, & Fugitive of the Judoon.

if you found Chibnall's early seasons boring, you might find Flux a lot more vibrant & dynamic. it's a six-part story arc featuring Yasmin Khan and new companion Dan Lewis. it's got sontarans, weeping angels, a whole species of furry dog people, AND bunch of really neat new supporting characters.

& also if you liked Flux I'd also warmly recommend the Near Year's special that came immediately after it, Eve of the Daleks, which is a GENUINE blast.

hope this is of use to someone!! it's like 10 years of TV to slog through at this point and some of it is uhhh u know but there's a lot of really good stuff in there that's worth checking out.

damn ok lake superior

Ok yeah that lake is superior

A Perfect Day

Summary: After an argument with the Doctor, the reader is meets a familiar face.

10th Doctor x reader, 12th Doctor x reader

Hot, angry tears slid down Y/N’s face as she watched the TARDIS vanish from her sight in a slow blinking haze. She stood there for several moments contemplating the fight she and the Doctor had just endured. There had been screaming, cold heartless stares, and horrible insults that they will both later regret.

But right now she had a right to be angry. Angry and absolutely devastated.

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This was so good, I just love this so much!!!

FNAF (2023) + text posts

Thinking about before his teeth grew fangs and eye's turned red...

Wait I need to do a side-by-side

damn look at the what cazador did to my man’s

the tenth doctor is so fucking attractive

that’s the post

PART 6 Stains of red

Astarion x omega!reader

Warnings: Vampire things, blood, light gore, witch things, fantasy things, swearing, age gap, heats, smut, shameless flirting, virgin reader, indulging in pleasure xD, pining, jealousy, possessiveness, angst, masturbation

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You frowned at the unfamiliar setting around you. A darkened room, red carpet and a red skip draped bed, darken oak wood wardrobe and beside tables and a mirror. You didn’t notice the red silk robe you had on till you looked in the mirror. You frowned at it running your hand over the fabric, it was so soft. You were naked underneath it though and the cold room made your nipples perk through the material.

“Cold in here darling?” You frowned looking to Astarion. He had his black tight pants on, top half on show. You looked away instantly and he laughed the sound echoing in the room.

“Why so shy hm?” He said standing behind you. You looked to the mirror only to see yourself there and not him.

“We look perfect together” he whispered and you frowned slightly glancing back to the mirror only to see him smirking over your shoulder.

“What are you doing?” You asked turning and moving away from him.

“You’ve been alone for so long” he said making you frown again.

“Longing for someone” he added lowly.

“Someone to take you, make you theirs” he whispered looking at you with hooded eyes.

“You were always mine though” he said and you tensed.

“Nobody could have you, nobody will have you, but me” he grinned as the world moulded into a new one. You were practically lying on clouds in the bed, robe gone, Astarion on top of you.

“My perfect pet” he whispered kissing your neck.

“My perfect mate” he added hips grinding against yours. You whined and he chuckled against your neck, warm breath fanning it.

“So untouched, undefiled” he growled lowly, pushing himself up slightly and looking at you. You flushed, looking away before his hand gripped your chin and forced you to look at him.

“I always wanted you, I always want you” his voice was gravely and possessive.

“Always want to be connected” he whispered hips giving a harsher press against yours, feeling him against your heat.

“That sweet blood coursing through your veins, your heart pounding in your chest, it’s like a melody in my ears” he snarled eyes glowing red.

“I want you to be mine” he whispered leaning down to your neck again and all you could do is nod before pain erupted. Your world changed again though, a dark castle looking throne room. You frowned seeing Astarion in the middle of the room, red glow coming from the floor patterns, body’s around him, body’s of the villagers that were murdered. He stood in his black leather pants again, a dagger in his hands as he took a deep breath and turned to you smiling. Only it was evil, a horrid evil smile, fangs showing proudly, blood coating his mouth, a power lust look in his eyes.

“They wanted you!” He yelled and you flinched.

“But they could never have you!” He laughed evilly and it echoed off the walls. He was suddenly in front of you, panted as he held your neck.

“You’re mine” he snarled.

You awoke with a scream, hand quickly covering your mouth as you panted harshly and sat on the edge of the bed, gripping the mattress. You glanced outside seeing the sun just coming up which made you sigh in relief a bit. You stood on shaky legs and went to have a bath before anything else. Your mind kept replaying the dream, it felt so real and that place felt so cold. Seeing him in the middle of the room like that. The nasty laugh he let out, he was proud of himself to have taken away any suitors, gods you hoped it was just a dream.

You went about your day until lunchtime came around and someone came over. Ivis stood there with a charming grin and you let him in. You felt a bit nauseous today and the sun beating down on your hut made you flushed. Ivis said his greetings and spoke about how delicious the food was at Lilys garden. You were in a slight daze enjoying his scent a little too much as you applied the salve to his back and let it soak in. You sat across from him and he gave you a worried look.

“Are you feeling alright?” He asked and you nodded with a hum taking a deep breath, strong alpha smell filling your nose, oh gods. Your face fell and you stood up quickly and backed away, your heat was approaching.

“What’s wrong?” Ivis asked startled as he stood. You panted harshly unsure of what to do in this situation by yourself.

“She’s going into heat you useless brute” you heard Astarion and your whole body shuddered taking a deep breath, what was that scent?

“Heat?” Ivis looked flushed and embarrassed, looking to the white haired elf confused.

“Is she your mate?” He asked and Astarion shot him a glare.

“An omega shouldn’t be alone during heat, some can die from it” Ivis was concerned and hinting at the same time while your mind swirled and you felt sick.

“She doesn’t need you” Astarion hissed and you tensed body reacting on its own to sooth.

“Fuck off Astarion!” You snapped and the both of them looked shocked.

“You never help me!” You felt tears in your eyes.

“Not once! I’ve been doing this alone since I presented! You don’t care!” You wiped your eyes quickly.

“You don’t even realise how much I want you” you confessed in a whisper his eyes going wide in shock and Ivis standing awkwardly.

“Get lost both of you” you huffed waving your hand and healing Ivis’s back instantly. You began to shut and lock the windows in that room, Ivis leaving, you didn't see Astarion and assumed he left too. You went to your main house area and saw him standing in shock by the kitchen table.

“Astarion, leave!” You pointed to the door before locking the windows. You growled in frustration at him ready to slap him. You stormed forward to him going to push him out the door, only to be caught off guard with hands capturing yours and lips pressing against yours. You made a small noise as he kissed you and went to struggle away, he was only toying. He let go of your hands and you tried to push on his chest, he snarled annoyed though, grabbing both your hands and putting them behind your back, holding them there like binds. You panted as he pulled back and stared you down with Ruby eyes. His hands left your wrists, and you rested your arms at your sides. One of his hands cupped your cheek and you closed your eyes shaking your head slightly.

“You murdered all those people” you whispered opening your eyes and he frowned.

“I saw it” you added.

“Darling, I promise you I didn’t” he said quietly.

“There’s someone or something here I sensed it when the killing started” he began and you frowned.

“I don’t know what it is I’m trying to find it, somethings toying with my thirst, my vampirism, I-“ he stuttered off.

“Why haven’t I felt anything then?” You asked.

“I don’t know, it’s strong whatever ‘it’ is” he muttered.

“I’ve been hungrier lately, not for blood, I’ve eaten human food” he said face slightly disgusted.

“I can smell you, I can breathe you in, you smell like sweet honey” he added panting softly and you frowned. You took a small breath in, he smelt different, not the usual cold nothing.

“I smell like an alpha almost” he muttered and you lifted your head to his neck to better smell him. He tilted his head giving you access and you took a deep breath, body shuddering at the smell of subtle alpha coming off him.

“It’s impossible” you said leaning back.

“I know” he sighed. You felt that daze again, eyes hard on his pale neck, he could mate you, make you his finally. There was something out there though messing with him and you apparently and you don’t know why.

I dont think I've mentioned hoe much i love this series, but I FREAKING LOVE IT!

fun fact: this fun fact made me uncomfortable in real life! thanks hank!!

imagine getting Astarion a painting of himself as a gift... Oh man he would finally get to see himself and the emotions felt in that moment between both of u...

I'm so tempted to write that

Please do write that!!! PLEASSSEEE

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

This is the speech. Write it on every goddamn wall out there.

𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 | 𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐱 𝐊ö𝐧𝐢𝐠)

i think that after his horrible horrible breakup crowley should get really into abba. idk. trust me on this guys .

I just love angst to fluff, esp. i involving pregnany ahhhhhh