The mental journey I had surrounding Martin in season one was so funny. Like…when he was still a nonspeaking character that only existed when referenced by Jon, I was always like, “idk…maybe he just really really sucks?? like maybe he’s a jerk! The hate could be justified!” But then Martin spoke for the first time and I immediately flipped to “what the hell is Jon’s problem????”
Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
:3 cweeper! aww man
Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
During Hot Ones, they were warned not to touch their eyes and Tango immediately turned to Jimmy and wiggled his fingers at him, like he was going to poke Jimmy in the eye.
That was peak Rancher energy.
When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon
sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….
Are you….. A reptile ?
what are you a cop? mind your business
live ranchers betrayal (jim shot tango in the neck)
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
it was so much funnier in my head i promise
