“there are always more fish in the sea!” babe no offense but i just really sincerely do not want to go fishing
(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
remember being a kid just blissed out and utterly hypnotized by the home depot fountain displays
you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways
“ … “ [Hugs]
talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man
honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster
I’m terrified of what the original image might be
that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic
The WHAT
Little lemon lady stickers! 🍋💛 she’s back in the shop now!! thank you for voting for her in the poll!
“I don’t want you to save me. I want you to stand by my side as I save myself.”
— Unknown
the sound of love is a pigeon going hroo hroo