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- ❝ Everyone has them in L.A. Pepper spray is just so passe. ❞
- ❝ Destructo Girl. That’s me. ❞
- ❝ Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm. ❞
- ❝ Well, in that case I won’t wear my button that says, ‘I’m a Slayer. Ask me how!’ ❞
- ❝ Clark Kent has a job. I just wanna go on a date. ❞
- ❝ If the apocalypse comes, beep me. ❞
- ❝ And the weird behavior award goes to… ❞
- ❝ I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me. ❞
- ❝ Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can I shoot?“ ❞
- ❝ I can just tell something’s wrong. My spider sense is tingling.” ❞
- ❝ I’m putting my life on the line battling the undead. ❞
- ❝ Look, I broke a nail, okay? I’m wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. ❞
- ❝ I’m sixteen years old. I don’t wanna die. ❞
- ❝ I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you. ❞
- ❝ We saved the world. I say we party! ❞
- ❝ Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good. ❞
- ❝ Sorry, but I’m an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. ❞
- ❝ Love makes you do the wacky. ❞
- ❝ Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bity blah, I’m so stuffy, gimme a scone. ❞
- ❝ I’m not gonna lie to you. It was scary. I’m so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that you’re a person. ❞
- ❝ Do the words 'sealed in fate’ ring any bells for you? Why go there? ❞
- ❝ You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me. ❞
- ❝ I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids. ❞
- ❝ What does that mean anyway? 'Whole nine yards’? Nine yards of what? Now it’s gonna bug me all day. ❞
- ❝ My emotions give me power. They’re total assets! ❞
- ❝ Vampires are creeps. ❞
- ❝ I can’t do this! I can’t take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally, I sat on it and it broke. ❞
- ❝ I like seeing you. The part at the end of the night where we say good-bye… It’s getting harder. ❞
- ❝ You think he’s too old 'cause he’s a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial. ❞
- ❝ I’ll just let it burn. ❞
- ❝ Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want. ❞
- ❝ I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here. ❞
- ❝ I’m sorry. I’m sorry I couldn’t kill him for you ❞
- ❝ I can’t hold on to the past anymore. ❞
- ❝ Chocolate means nothing to me. ❞
- ❝ The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures. ❞
- ❝ Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team. ❞
- ❝ I mean, when in the real world am I ever gonna need chemistry or history or math or the English language? ❞
- ❝ I don’t have a destiny. I’m destiny-free, really. ❞
- ❝ The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend’s a big ho? ❞
- ❝ Well, let me take this opportunity to not care. ❞
- ❝ Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? ❞
- ❝ I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or, God, even studying! But I have to save the world… again. ❞
- ❝ Close your eyes. ❞
- ❝ I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what’s with all the sin? ❞
- ❝ Oh, I just suck at undercover. ❞
- ❝ Didn’t anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. ❞
- ❝ All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. ❞
- ❝ You know, I wanna do girlie stuff! ❞
- ❝ Oh, no, I have to go take an English makeup exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right? ❞
- ❝ So I, I told him that I loved him… and I kissed him… and I killed him. ❞
- ❝ I’m _____. The Vampire Slayer. And you are… ❞
- ❝ ________ reporting for sanity. ❞
- ❝ You’ve awakened the Prom Queen within. And that crown is going to be mine. ❞
- ❝ These children are gonna die if we don’t act now, okay, and think clearly. There is no room for mistakes. ❞
- ❝ “We’re not friends. We never were. I can fool my friends, but I can’t fool myself. ❞
- ❝ What I want from you I can never have. You don’t need me to take care of you anymore. So I’m gonna go. ❞
- ❝ our logic does not resemble our Earth logic ❞
- ❝ World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn’t change that. ❞
- ❝ You’re weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails. ❞
- ❝ Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do. ❞
- ❝ I’ve seen too much. I know what goes bump in the night ❞
- ❝ I can’t be just a person. I can’t be helpless like that. ❞
- ❝ The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror.❞
- ❝ Being a Slayer is not the same as being a killer. ❞
- ❝ Look, sooner or later, we’re both gonna have to deal.❞
- ❝ We help people! It doesn’t mean we can do whatever we want ❞
- ❝ You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. ❞
- ❝ My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. ❞
- ❝ Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. ❞
- ❝ I’m a Sunnydale girl, no other choice. ❞
- ❝ I’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. ❞
- ❝ "I wish I could be a lot of things for you. A great student, a star athlete, remotely normal. I’m not. ❞
- ❝ But there is something I do that I can do better than anybody else in the world. I’m gonna fight this thing, but I can’t do it and worry about you. ❞
- ❝ My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty ❞