A collection, so to speak

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

Unrestrained summer fun

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it

FAMILY PAPER DOLLS MONTH

These Bushytail squirrel paper dolls are pretty cute.

See if I was given these paperdolls instead of 'Henry VIII and his wives' paperdolls, I might have turned out closer to normal

my favorite customer service slip ups

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

Get Wrecked, Caroline!

From that thing I have watched a few too many times. This is definitely how that went

these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada

Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l OThingstodo l ZachHolderWx l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

Saint Paul Public Library, I am begging you to make this real

my dad sent me this today and I'm so jealous

@shireness-says

"came back wrong" you could not come back wrong even if you tried. you've changed, beyond recognition, but while my eyes may not know you, my heart still does. i love you.

there's a star...bird... waiting in the sky... he's made of bits of paper... and therefore he cannot fly...