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Wifey got this shot from Insomnia62. She said “I don’t need a selfie, just do whatever you want” and they did this. Arin’s dead gaze and Danny’s murder gloves. Superb.
This was the day I met them my emotions are high
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Trans women will never be free until people stop having strong emotions about penises. Like we, as a society, have got to stop caring about dicks! Dicks have to stop symbolizing maleness, obviously, but they also have to stop symbolizing power, dominance, sexual agency and aggression, violence, and even sex itself. Like trans women can’t be free if the very conceptual presence of a penis represents an intrusion(!) of unwanted(!) sexuality(!) in public life. Like that’s why trans women are abhorrent to both male chauvinists and radical feminists, because both groups have extremely strong feelings about what a penis *represents*, and find the conceptual and actual presence of a woman with a penis to be simultaneously vile and nonsensical because they’ve loaded so much symbolic baggage onto both women and penises.
Anyway dicks are totally neutral body parts and seeing a dick, or a bulge in a swimsuit, or simply knowing that there’s a dick somewhere in the same bathroom as you isn’t harmful or violent
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The tiny, surreptitious, fraction of a half miracle
Good Omens Season 2
I didn't even ship them until now!
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richardjager-deactivated2023072
I love him
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Honour among thieves is good in ways that drive me a bit insane thinking about the state of modern fantasy in film/television.
Like, the scenes in the underdark were visible?!?! You know that in GoT or whatever other production that shit would be impossible to see because it's the underdark or whatever. But like no!?! The place was conveyed to be underground and fucked up and I could hear everything?!!
Also, Edgin expresses complicated feelings like sadness and self loathing and he's not belittles for it! The party sits on the rock with him and then he introspects and is framed as a positive male character who's not the most physically capable in a fight!
Holga's divorce, Simon's arc, these things drive me fucking insane because there's a lot of angsty shit in this film but it's not a sad film! There is love and joy and happiness in this shitty found family who bicker and support each other. I just, need shit like this, I need Avengers Tower Fics of the party because I genuinely believe they care about each other and that feels like almost a rarity
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I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
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nobody gets me like they get me
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Credit to marsmunson86 on IG
Imagine an older Eddie 👀
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Me: "I am enjoying Harry's exploration of gender through clothing and music".
Everyone Else : "OMG stop saying he's Transgender!!!"
Let's unpack that for a moment.
1) I'm not. Fuck's Sake. Learn the word "Nuanced" and go listen to more music.
2) Why is the notion so extraordinarily offensive to people that it merits such absolute rejection in my DM's?
3) I'm not misgendering Harry because of some fanciful notion or conspiracy theory that he's trans. I'm observing his subtle nods to his personal exploration of what his gender and sexuality mean to him overall.
4) So a DM saying "Harry Is Not Transgender Stop Talking About Him Like That" (and similar words to this effect) is not impressing me to be honest.
Why be so adamant about the mere (misread) suggestion that he might be?
Let's remove Harry entirely and just look at the sentiments alone.
"Stop talking about that, he's NOT!!"
You don't want him to be do you?
If he came out as Transgender one day (and Fucking Hell I'm talking hypothetically not based on anything specific!!)...
You're showing me you'd be upset by that. At least it certainly feels that way.
Rant from Erodianprincess
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It's 8pm at the Trailer park. It's dark and starting to rain.
Wayne Munson is polishing some brass and humming quietly along with a song on the radio.
He's jerked out of his reverie by a clunking noise, like the sound of a car door closing, but no car has driven past all afternoon. He shrugs and brushes the noise off as next door getting something from the car.
The noise happens again, but quieter this time. It's followed by a quiet but oddly familiar rattling sound.
Wayne rises to his feet quietly and slides into his slippers, he flicks the curtain a tiny bit but can't see anything amiss. He gingerly reaches into a long cupboard by his front door, bringing out his air rifle and setting it near the door. It looks quite intimidating in the dark.
He flicks the curtain again and peers out. He can't see anything or hear anything else.
He turns off his radio and carries on polishing his brass.
A few minutes pass in tense silence when he hears the unmistakable sound of a cough from directly under his feet.
Wayne is up on his feet like a cat, grabbing the rifle and sofly softly opening the trailer door. He knows exactly how to lift it on it's hinges (he needs to fix those next) so the door just glides open.
He creeps down the steps and onto the soft damp grass.
"Come out or I'll shoot!"
"No no don't shoot!" The kid bolts out from under the trailer, towards Wayne's car. Wayne catches glimpse of a wire coathanger (probably the source of the rattling). Before Wayne can grab him, the kid has gotten the drivers side door open and slammed it behind him. He's rummaging for something and making a lot of angry noises.
Wayne can hear "Fuckfuckfuck Jesus H Christ!!!"
Then his car chokes to life.
The Kid's head pops back up and Wayne's heart falls into his stomach.
It's Eddie.
He's about a foot taller, about half as skinny and his once buzzed hair is sticking out over his ears like a poodle, but it's definitely his brother's boy.
What would he be now? 15? Seems about right.
The car window opens as the car starts to move.
"I'm sorry Uncle Wayne but he'll find me and come after me. You know how he is!"
The car speeds off leaving a trail of stones and dust in it's wake.
Wayne takes a deep breath and counts to 30.
He takes the ladder hooked beside his trailer and climbs it to the roof.
From his vantage point, he can see the car took the North road out of town.
He waits another minute or so then climbs back down to make a phone call.
"Hop is that you?"
"Well yeah you called me at home? What is it Munson?"
"Look, I need you to get out there and arrest Eddie for car theft and give me a call when you've got him in the cell"
"Why didn't you call the Station Wayne?"
"You know why Hop. If one of your guys gets him they're ether going to shoot out my new tyres or put a hole in that boy. Just get him locked up and I'll come and get him in the morning m'kay?"
If Billy Hargrove is your favourite Character you need to to to real therapy instead of Tumblr.
If you can't afford real therapy you still shouldn't be on Tumblr using Billy Hargrove as therapy.
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Eddie asks Steve if he can listen to asmr to help him sleep and then after Steve kisses him softly and tells him it's fine, Eddie puts on '45 minutes of the most intense guitar solos' at full volume.
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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Unbelievable. Harry must be absolutely losing his shit. The NFL is having a London game this morning. Because the Green Bay Packers are owned by their fans (and they’ve never been able to forgo a season ticket holder home game) the Packers have NEVER played in London before. By some chance of fate, they had an extra home game this year and so agreed to play the NY Giants in London. The whole stadium is decked out like it would be in Green Bay, with green and gold. The stands are filled with Packers fans who have never seen them play.
And as they cut away for a commercial break? The NFL Packers game in London England play Harry Styles’ Music For A Sushi Restaurant. Wild.
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Tumblr folk are so patient with each other. I don’t remember why I followed half of you people and every day I scroll past Discourse from someone who’s moved fandoms ranting about some show I’ve never heard of in incomprehensible shorthand like “WC/YT shippers from ZZNMHP just don’t understand why Jyrra of the North couldn’t retrieve the Aggro Crag from the MalignaSwamp” completely untagged and I’m just like