Let's Go Be Monsters

this is because i keep drawing gorgug with this green plaid shirt and like to think that he lends it to his friends for comfort :))))

[ID: five drawings of fantasy high characters, each featuring a green plaid shirt. fig, looking sad, has the shirt lain on her lap, hands folded over it. adaine glances over her shoulder worriedly and has the shirt tied around her shoulders. riz, thinking hard with a hand under his chin, is wearing the shirt properly, but it is enormous on him and touches the ground. ragh has it draped over his shoulders, and looks down. zelda is smiling shyly; the shirt is comfortably baggy on her.]

Consider:

-Jon is a blanket hoarder and will sleep under piles of them.

-Martin is too lazy to move clothes or blankets from the couch/bed so he just lays on top of them.

-Jon get squished often under his fabric mountain.

-Martin once accidentally took a 2 hour nap on top of Jon.

-Jon has accepted his fate.

the “holding out as married” rule is so fucked up

like… not only can I not marry the love of my life without losing my health insurance and the $800 or so a month I’m forced to survive on

but I can’t even CALL her “my wife” casually

like literally the US gov’t has people whose job it is to go and interview the family, friends, & neighbors of disabled people to just make sure that they never refer to anyone in their life as “my wife” or “my husband” etc

and if you DO, then SNAP! You’re defrauding the US gov’t of the pittance you can barely survive on and you are no longer entitled to your disability benefits

(some kinds of benefits might remain in diminished form but if you were disabled before age 22 you are fucked COMPLETELY and can’t get them back even if you divorce… the only loophole is if the other person was ALSO deemed disabled before 22, because that fucking makes sense)

and this is just… legal and no one but disabled activists ever talks about this shit

so yeah I’d love some of that gay marriage shit but I will never be able to get married, and to add insult to injury, I can’t even casually refer to my partner as “my wife” without risking the health insurance and income I need to survive as a disabled lesbian

this is what we mean when we say the USA does NOT have marriage equality yet

hearing my voice in videos makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to

glee predicting the future

Jon would literally be perfect for Netflix’s Queer Eye

Jonathan Van Ness: So Jon has been nominated by his coworker Martin who just says “please just let Jon have one nice thing” and his boss, Elias, who says that he’s in a transitional period and needs a push to reach his full potential.” By the end of the week, he’s going to perform the Watcher’s Crown for all his friends. Aww we love a thespian!

Elias: So, you’re only here to give Jon a makeover?

Karamo: Yes, but it’s a little more than that...

Elias: I may have misunderstood the premise of this show

Antoni: On an average day, what are you eating?

Jon, holding up a pile of statements: These mostly. I also take live statements, but I’m trying to cut back. The nightmares aren’t worth it.

Antoni:

FUCK narratives that force a child to forgive their shitty parent out of guilt and/or obligation!!!

FUCK narratives that force anyone to forgive any kind of abuser out of guilt and/or obligation or for some bullshit higher ground and perception of Goodness™

Remember when Zuko shot his dad with lightning and then threw him in jail? That was a good narrative

The best narrative tbh Abuses should all be shot with lightening and thrown in jail.

john amherst buying a house only to 1. not live in it 2. strip it of all its furniture and utilities and 3. just fill that shit up with ants to the point where the neighbors call a fucking exterminator is THE funniest shit on the planet and i dont think any of us talk about it enough. hes like if there was only one property brother and also he was evil

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

wholesome thread (src)

Hasan Shares His Valentines Day Plans | Marie Kondo Sparks Joy With Hasan Minhaj

This is so relatable and SO heartwarming

Other people who give advice on “downsizing” your lifestyle: “you are a diseased prisoner shackled by your enjoyment of anything and if you don’t throw your collectibles in the garbage you are garbage yourself”

Marie: ”oh you’re happy having 100 more things than you need??? Maybe you should get even more.”

marie: you have literally no option but to pursue things that make you happy, and thus your very large pen collection cannot be considered junk, since it brings you joy

King Falls AM ep 1: "it's my first day here in the town!! I'm so excited to know everyone! It truly looks like a lovely place to live in!"

King Falls AM ep 18: propaganda is everywhere, Sammy tries to expose City Hall corruption, the Mayor roundhouse kicks him in the face-