A Little Lizard

updates from home

new friend

in other news, looking forward to a month long winter break coming up soon :)

me when the aliens finally abduct me and put me in one of their zoos

siri ur a judgemental piece of shit

fuck this post

PREACH

Andy Samberg is what now

best thing to happen at valentino in years

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

sorry, i missed *aims again*

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough