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In your sword still beats a heart

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Michaela│27│Czech Republic Steam username: phaseit       My blog is a giant pile of mess- bits of TV shows, art, books and gaming in general. My entire personality consists of coffee, video games, mild to moderate whining and complaining, and procrastination.
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What is a villain without a proper name?

Hero and villain names convey a lot about who they are, what their goals can be, what their powers are like.

A difficult decision, what is the name of your sidestep?

if you let the public decide please look for the related poll that will be reblogged/attached to this poll.

For those with multiple sidesteps please pick your 'main' sidestep or your favorite sidestep for the purpose of this poll - but feel free to tell us about the rest in the tags/replies!

Sidestep and Heartbreak have been included as the most common unique names because they have special dialogue tags.

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scorndotexe

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

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can we start trading friendship bracelets at non taylor swift concerts? i wanna be crafting with the middle aged men at the springsteen show

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Honestly my one of my favorite things about Yellowjackets is that it’s like the “high-school-stereotype turns out to be more than that” trope, but turned up to such a grotesque and horrifying degree. Like-

“Turns out the popular girl has her own weaknesses/insecurities!” Yeah and she literally freaking dies for them.

“Wow! The rebellious punk girl we were all afraid of is actually really nice!” So let’s turn her into this borderline divine figure, entrust her with our lives and follow her deep into the wilderness as she’s the last one to hold onto a sliver of humanity and not turn into some primal, depraved animal.

“Oh! So the weird childish kid is actually capable of things!” Mm hmm, capable of MURDER. Capable of holding the cards of life and death itself in her little hands and becoming so needed yet so feared.

“That strange quiet kid finally finds her voice!” AND STARTS A CULT.

I could keep going but just- Y’all that retro 90’s energy of exploring the high school trope coupled with the utter gruesome obscenity that is their situation… It so does it for me. Everyone’s become so suffocated in their little boxes that the only way to break out is in a dramatic frenzy where they start killing each other. Glorious.

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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

Metal elitists probably are, the rest of us think this is funny as hell. Also fuck yeah to making corpse paint easier to get and for relatively cheap

Oh god I hope the fucking black metal elitists are crying like a sacrificial lamb caught in a pointy stick nest logo. This is hilarious.

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cryptotheism

Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

Gnome cooking show: Gnomes don't actually have cooking shows, but if you creep up to a nearby hollow log you can watch gnomes make cookies.

Pixie cooking show: Two pixies in professional looking clothes in a fancy kitchen attempt to bake a pie, but get distracted by wild on-camera sex that ends with cannibalism.

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

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