also sorry for not ever using tumblr bc i really only use it when i'm upset about something lol
eh i'm not gonna try dating or anything anymore bc i'm invisible to people my age so i'll stick to what i'm good at my ambulance is gf now
lol apparently there's john drama and he's abusive now? k like come on i knew he was bullshitting a lot of stuff like there was no way he had played hockey before but he was fun to hang out with lol i never had problems with him tho so none of the receipts i've seen are anything out of the ordinary of what i saw when i hung out with him lol so y'all kind of played yourself if you saw something different but idk man
postgame: auston matthews (10.02.16)
This would’ve went on all day.. lol
She had me thinkin maybe it is 1235
i believe her
student athlete vs soundcloud rapper
unstoppable force vs immovable object
@blue–paint me vs. you
im not a rapper but i am ammovable object
Why is this the type of humor I enjoy
OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES
im obsessed w this video
Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee
Im fucking crying on my break why is this so funny
Maybe popular colleges are only so prestigious because they only admit people who are smart/rich and would have succeeded in life anyway.