man i should just make a new account
ART DUMP. IT’S BEEN YEARS!!!
OKAY I AM PROPERLY BACK
this time i reconstructed my account
erm.... im back...
What a fucking stupid world this is
WHAT
oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy
oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him
Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night
Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending
oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23
oh to be a monk getting STUPID shitfaced off of monestary wine after transcribing the bible for the 547th time (despite being illiterate)
Oh to be Vlad the Impaler
Now that’s news we wanna hear
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YOU
i think we should teach monkeys to be smart like in planet of the apes
seems irresponsible
yes but the apes will wear little suits and ties and walk down the street with a briefcase
its good actually
The url makes this infinitely funnier
this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context
wait for it…
Good article with a bad headline
Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.
this was flagged as adult content and i got accept for an appeal so you’re allowed to have this on your blog
*male feminist voice* its okay to be slutty, girls! dont let society shame you for your sex drive! suck as many dicks as you want! like, for instance, mine perhaps :)