@oracle-milkman / oracle-milkman.tumblr.com
unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
The future seems so far away.. and yet so incredibly close. That's because the future is NOW. Tonight's VHS VIEWINGZ is all about preparing for the future. Some amazing things await.... And don't worry about preparing for this stream. We've got a ton of resources ready for you when you arrive. Including eye exercises, brain exercises, and SPIRIT EXERCISES. Yes. By the end of this VHS VIEWINGZ you will know peace. Trust me.
VHS VIEWINGZ: PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE
7:15PM EST // PRE-SHOW 8:00PM EST // TAPES BEGIN
Vietnamese pot-bellied pig named Winston By: Lil' Porkers Pig Pals From: Pot-bellied Pigs and Other Miniature Pet Pigs 1992
Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
It came to me in my fever dreams
tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim
My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon
dadchuck is everything to me
i love everything about this troll stuff though
"i'm literally looking at one right now dude"
(via @rlyehtaxidermist)
just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
he said yes
this man is twisted. Sick .
most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily
