Misplaced Emotions

Summary: Dan Howell is a vampire who’s lost his humanity, and all he wants is to fuck Phil Lester, who just so happens to be a vampire hunter.

TW: a million cuss words. casual mention of blood and death and sex and a (very calm/non descriptive) murder takes place bc dan’s a vampire and he be hungryyy

Word Count: 3k

here’s my halloween fic! I hope you like it ^__^

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(3/23) grey calvin’s 

nothing makes me happier than dan and phil including each other in their future plans without question

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

Muslims protect Christians in Kenya bus attack

According to the BBC, gunmen ambushed a bus in Kenya, attempting to divide those on board based on religion. However, the Muslim passengers reportedly refused to split. More information on the deadly attack and act of bravery.

this will get the minimum amount of news coverage in the states and this makes me sad

REBLOG ALL YOU CAN GUYS. IF THE MEDIA DOESN’T WANT TO SPREAD THIS NEWS THEN LET’S DO IT FOR THEM.

REBLOGGING!

Boys w curly hair and brown eyes…….R u kidding

Hang Up

Summary: As prompted by the anon above.  Dan and Phil make a bet on who will call off the lap dance first.

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: pre-smut

The whole party was charged with energy, and given the few drinks Dan had drank that evening, he was really enjoying the whole thing.  He was just visiting Phil for the weekend but Phil’s university friends had gotten to know him pretty well from the many visits over the past months.  They had invited both Dan and Phil to the party tonight and with much persuasion,  Dan had gotten Phil to agree.

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Ugh, I love them too much

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

reblog if you're a phan porn blog

i’ll follow all of you. every.single.one

do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

The tattoo matches! @phansexualedits

iM cryinf what if it’s actually an old gif of him