idk bro

I care about myself. I want to be happy.

I want to be with you again.

I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about you.

Why can’t I ever do anything right?

I don’t want to be in love again.

I wonder if my life insurance needs to know I like being strangled during sex? (NSFW)

I think a great way to solve the Charlotteville statue problem is not by tearing down the statue of Robert E. Lee, but to build a bigger, better looking statue of Ulysses S. Grant right next to it.

Dj Khaled is a human version of a watermark.

I think I’m finally “middle-aged”. When I see a pretty girl walking a dog I think to myself, “what a cute dog”.

If I die and become a ghost, I’d be exploring the deep ocean or other adventures I wouldn’t be able to do while I was alive.

if i die

What if the increasing possibility of reaching mars has pissed off the designer of the simulation we are living in, causing them to inject social problems as a distraction?

If a video has subtitles turned on, I can’t watch it without reading them.

weak

Terminally ill kids should get an honorary 18 year old card so they do everything.

As a joke you take a DNA test to find out where your ancestors are from. The results have just come back: you’re not related to anyone on the planet.

Write a story about USO’s (Unidentified Swimming Objects), what they are and where they come from.

After doing scans of the Sea of Japan, America quickly realized that North Korea weren’t testing missles. They were trying to kill, something…