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neopian angst

@neopianangst / neopianangst.tumblr.com

hi i'm maralie and i'm your best neofriend. these are my ongoing thoughts and adventures on neopets.com. this blog is 100% parody and i am in no way affiliated with tnt/jumpstart. i know this theme looks like the neoboards but this is not the neoboards, please don't try to write support tickets in my inbox lmao
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also two things

can i just say re: neopets mobile beta, i have no idea how it looks on mobile, but on desktop it is the nastiest thing i’ve ever seen. it looks like it’s made out of plastic. i have long suspected they’re trying to actively drive away their adult users in favor of Kids Today whose parents have $$$ to spend on microtransactions, and this confirms it

and, if you play neopets actively you may have seen this petpage circulating on the boards -- there have been threads on the PC and the NCC in the past few days -- and although it may not do anything, i just wanted to flag this for my followers in case you are interested in signing on to request that tnt take another look at their customer support policies and stop freezing accounts immediately when they suspect you of something without giving you a chance to defend yourself. a lot of the site policies date from the heyday of CGing and are totally outdated, but something particularly wild happened to a popular PCer recently that might have the potential to actually change the way tnt operates.

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it’s the first of the month, i.e. everyone on the pc has new transfers and is overeager to trade... look what i GOT

i’m only keeping him for a hot second bc i really want to trade up to a plushie kau but i feel like i have a 2005-era status symbol right now. look at the power this gives me

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it got pretty wild on the neoboards last night but this post in particular deserves to be preserved for posterity. adding this as a banner to the bottom of all my posts from now on

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do you though? do you like this? do you love being made of noxious fumes? i can’t even breathe around you. the carpet cleaning bill in our neohome is astronomical. we need to fix this. work with me here.

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Anonymous asked:

Hello neopets Queen Maralie... do you like podcasts? I feel like you would like the neopets podcast “Neostalgia” especially because they have a weird board post segment. Not affiliated just a fan of them and you and neo. Xoxo

oh wow i had no idea this existed! i just listened to an episode -- how cool, it’s nice to hear other human beings discussing neopets news, sometimes i feel completely siloed in my own head, lol. thank you for telling me about it!

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Anonymous asked:

are you a part of the new neo layout beta? and if so do you uh have any thoughts

you know, i am not, and i have heard that it is... extremely bad

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someone on the pc is trying to trade a uc called ILUVMYKIDS4EVER which is cracking me up as i try to imagine who created that pet and the circumstances under which they were like “eh, no, i don’t want this anymore”

they did give it a petpet named “my child” though so at least it has... a kid

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what is up with the cryptic tone of this neomail?

you are among them. already, they are within you. there is no turning back.

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i’m wondering if i should try to trade for a uc grey aisha so i can finally actually own the mascot of this blog

also i wish there was more of a Neopets Community here like there used to be, where u at

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of all the pets that got done dirty by the conversion, the rg kyrii got done the dirtiest. this was an act of violence

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garven hale, screaming in the locker room: we can win this one, folks... if we can JUST... FIGURE OUT... MATH

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