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Icicle-Smoph

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

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my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

losing my mind over this

THINK YOU’RE BABY?!

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blinkpen

"i hate small talk. you are a stranger. why the fuck would i want to talk about the weather with you"

i may be a deeply introverted and asocial individual, but even i recognize how many relationships have started with a single innocuous question, forged in the fire of an ember lit by humoring it with an answer.

humans make small talk, because small talk can grow.

"can i borrow your red?" without even thinking, you hand over a crayon. your peer smiles, missing the same tooth you are missing. you smile back, and you both talk about the tooth fairy. tomorrow, you each 'buy' one another's drawings, one fresh new quarter each.

"what's that on your keychain?" you look up, the face of a fellow teen peering over the back of the bus seat. you hesitate, suddenly worried you seem less mature than others in your grade, but you tell them it is something called a neopet. next week, you have accepted their friend request. you draw them art of their new shoyru, and they explain some basic coding to you to make your skeith's custom pet page 'pop' more.

"woah, what's with all the bananas?" someone chuckles as they take notice of your shopping cart. it is a bit silly, but you explain you're trying a new recipe, but are sure you are going to get it wrong many times, so you are doubling up on all the ingredients. the stranger admits they're not a great cook either. they tell you a story of when they set their dorm room on fire. you have also set something on fire, but it wasn't a dorm room. you playfully hint it was not an accident either. you recognize mischief in one another's eyes, but also, that it is something more than mischief. a year from now, while the two of you are no longer strangers, you will be standing side by side in the streets with your fists in the air in the name of one, tears in your eyes long before the canisters fall.

"i don't understand the appeal of this newfangled thing, do you?" as you glance to the bar TV to see what they are referring to, you tell them that you do. as luck would have it, you have a walked a path in life that lead you to understanding it. you offer to explain it, for it truly is not as strange, or even as newfangled as one would think. it has been five years, and while it's not all you do together, every friday you see one another for drinks. they are someone else, but the someone else is them, and they are happier than they have ever been. as are you. this particular friday, you have a ring in your pocket. part of them knows you do.

"how about this weather, huh?" for a moment, you do not look up. you do not speak. you are looking down at your plate. you are at the table of acquaintances, in their very own home. well, on their patio, rather. they are not your friends, per se, but you know their names and the creases on their faces. your face has creases too. it has been thirty five years, and that is a long time to see the same two people sit at the same two stools every weekend, only for one day, one of the stools is empty. however close or distant, everyone knows, and everyone feels the absence. and some have invited you over for dinner tonight. the wife is quite the cook. finally, you respond.

"sorry, what was that?"

"i said 'how about this weather,' it's been so nice lately, hasn't it?"

though your heart and bones are aching from the rain your joints now just know is coming, you smile.

"yes. yes it has."

“i said 'how about

this weather,’ it’s been so nice

lately, hasn’t it?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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ghost-v1

Don't make me cry haiku bot

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reblogged

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

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dolcifool

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

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lynati

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

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amemait

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

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awed-frog

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

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