BROWN SKIN GIRL, YOUR SKIN JUST LIKE PEARLS

How to get the girl, Desi movie style [#1]

1. Make her father’s blood boil with rage whenever you’re in his sight

2. Crash her sister’s wedding with your friends

3. Tell her that her fiancé’s an ass and name an inverter after her father’s annoying nickname

4. Break into her house and get trolled by her sister

5. Make a dartboard out of her father’s face to cheer up your hospitalized friend

6. She gets drunk and gives you a spare set of keys to her father’s office because he set a test just for the purpose of failing aforementioned friend

7. Get expelled because you broke into the dean’s office [seriously dude, stop breaking and entering-]

8. Skype her from a mediocre college rec room because she ran away from home and her sister’s gone into labor

9. Vacuum cleaner+Table tennis+Random catchphrase = Screaming newborn?

10. Take her father’s fancy pen, graduate, and go to Ladakh

11.Get beat up by your friends 5 years later - Surprise! They kidnapped her during her wedding for you!

12. Marry her and have the last laugh with your college archenemy 

THE THREE IDIOTS: A CLASSIC

YAYYAYY YOU'RE BACK I'VE MISSED YOU SM

AHHHH I MISSED YOU TOO WE SHOULD PLAY AMONG US TOGETHER AGAIN WITH AYLI !!

happy new year’s eve! or happy new years! different time zones and everything but you get the point. i’ll admit, and i’m sure many can agree, that this year was definitely a year of loss and hardship, etc, and it was a difficult time to navigate and push ourselves through. but, i want you all to know that i am so incredibly proud of you for getting to this point. i’m proud of you for everything you’ve accomplished, for everything you’ve stood up for, and for everything you’ve healed from.

as we start this new year, it’s important to focus on your needs and wants, focus on finding peace and taking care of yourself. stand up for what you believe in, speak up for yourself, let yourself heal, take breaks when you need to, and be kind- and don’t ever let anyone treat you with anything but kindness in return, because you deserve nothing less than such. you are a human being and you are capable, you are worthy, you are the loveliest. and, i believe in you, and wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, i’ll be cheering you on.

this year i have met so many great people, i’ve found many friendships that i hope will stay with me into this new year and, well, always. i am so thankful for all of the support, love, and friendship you all have shown me on my journey, i truly have so much admiration and appreciation in my heart for each and every one of you. i’m wishing you all good things and sending you tons of hugs and blowing you kisses, and i wish you luck and happiness! remember that you’re made of stardust and amazing things- you all have hearts of gold and you carry with you such beauty and talent, and to know each of you has made me happier, better. thank you!

@whiz-bangs78 @kashishwrites @dogweedanddeathcaps @protect-remus @darthwheezely @blushylupin @heytherejulietx @minty-malfoy @holyhead-hufflepuff @witch-and-a-half @slytherinsunrise @cappsikle @lunalovecroft @gcdric @feetoffthetablee @phuvioqhile @wandsandwheezes @andromedaa-tonks @forevermoresue @vivianweasley @thisismysketchbook @a-simple-imagine @rosaliepostsstuff @lenalxvegood @peanutem @hxlyhead-harpies @alyssamalfoy @lupinsclassroom and literally every single one of you! i love you so much and i will forever carry you in my heart! please don’t ever hesitate to reach out, i love to chat and i adore all of you so much! and please stay safe!! mwah <3

happy new year to you too, ayli. thank you for making my 2020 so special and spending time with me, vibing and laughing like madmen at the silliest things.

i hope you have a wonderful 2021 :)

literally

thank you for the mention millie <3

,,,,, find out what fanfic trope aesthetic you are if you want to (it’s a shitty quiz but it looks pretty) 

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pls i’m bored

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

you also wouldn’t know that Harry was the only seeker who could beat him. That he suffered from quite severe depression in book five. Quit Quidditch, stopped seeing his friends. He was depressed to the point of looking physically sick. That when he confronted Dumbledore he said he had to kill Dumbledore because Voldemort had his family. Not because he was concerned for himself. You wouldn’t know that he was the only person able to find a way into Hogwarts passed Dumbledores protection spells.

you guys also miss out on the fact that Draco brilliantly sneaks some polyjuice potion from a potions lesson so that he can transform Crabbe and Goyle into different girls all the time so that no one suspected they were up to anything while the two of them guarded the area outside of the room of requirement for Draco.

you guys don’t get to see how his “big bad slytherin buddies” actually tried to calm him down on the train when he was obviously anxious about the whole Voldemort thing. he even calmly laid in Pansy’s lap while she played with his hair.

you guys don’t know about Draco going to visit moaning Myrtle in her bathroom and how she admits that he opens up to her and how he’s sensitive and cries pretty often. and the whole fact that they’re friends.

you guys even miss out on the fact that Draco and Harry meet before they introduce themselves in the handshake scene while they’re being fitted for school robes in Diagon Alley, and Draco has a full conversation with Harry without even knowing who he is.

i don’t think you even get a glimpse of the fact that Draco always receives letters and packages of sweets and stuff from home while he’s away at school.

i also can’t stand the fact that they removed THIS SCENE and basically added the total opposite. how are you going to delete the best character development for Draco, and just make him weak? standing next to his fellow classmates and refusing to cross the courtyard when his family calls him, yelling “Potter!” when he realizes that Harry is actually alive and running towards him and throwing him a wand!! it’s the strongest, ballsiest, audience-mind-changingly scene possible, and they just throw it all away.

((sorry i’m just really salty about how he was portrayed in the movies ok))

I’m internally screaming because this is everything that needs to be known by all of those haven’t read the books and have the bALLS TO SAY THE MOVIES ARE BETTER

I know a lot of people have this bad image of Draco stans and I do understand it but THIS. THIS is why I love him.

READ THE BLOODY BOOKS REEEEEE

If you 100% hate draco you didn’t read the books.

i loved you just as i loved the rain. i found peace in your touch, be it gentle or not. i adored your cold hands and cloudy, grey eyes. i danced, i listened, i let you in. and every time you faded away, i waited, helplessly hoping you’d come back, hoping your love would wash over me once again — the rain

beautiful as always