New Girl (TV Series 2011–2018)

NEW GIRL | 6.10 “Christmas Eve Eve”

NEW GIRL ( 2011 - 2018 ) ↳ season 1 episode 22

NEW GIRL | 1.14 — “Bully” (2012)

Freaking accurate 🤣

i LOVE that eddie kingston isn't like "you gotta RESPECT kayfabe and TRADITION blah blah killing the business blah" but more like "hey man don't ruin the magic. don't tell them santa's not real"

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

it won’t be like what you imagined. maybe you get the road trip to the beach with coffee in your hand and the radio playing, maybe you don’t. but happy shows up. it’s in a 2 AM game of jenga with your new college friends. it’s curling up for another marathon of netflix. it’s meeting the person who will be your best man at the wedding. it’s 4:45pm in the library when the girl in the study coral across from you quietly whispers “i’m going to set everything on fire” and then turns to you and asks if you wanna take a break for dinner (say yes, she’s very nice and you both need a moment away from the stress). it’s the mornings they have omelettes and in good books and in a puddle that looks cool. it’s sometimes picturesque, but more often it’s full-belly laughter at stupid things on the floor of your friend’s house while in the background someone is debating the best way to win settlers of catan. 

i know it gets dark early now and the tired is setting in and everything sort of feels blank and hazy and you want to spend ages staring at walls thinking of nothing

but happiness will find a way in. it will be small moments. look for them.

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

you were either a carlos or logan girl while watching big time rush. there is no such thing as a james or kendall girl. it’s just not realistic

— unknown (via hatin)

psa: if you’re a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who haven’t been to china in years/decades, and it’s starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that we’re a month into the panic.