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when you’re confused, but also angry.

THE GOAT HAS BURNED

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

It’s a coming

Sometimes correlation does imply causation.

That’s not fucking funny.

And the fact that I am born right there in the hotspot has NOTHING to do with it.

M8

You have an anime avatar, you’re further proving this.

why did sweden get hit by chernobyl fallout? it's on the other end of the continent.

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.

Talkshow host: okay! Your options are the big three! If you didn’t know, That’s Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman!

Bruce: (with no hesitation) Kill Batman. He’s useless, has no superpowers whatsoever and was once 15 minutes late to save me from a kidnapping.

Talkshow host: As a famous philanthropist and pacifist what are you thoughts on the Red Hood?

Bruce: I love him so so so much. I don’t approve of his methods. I’m glad he’s here in Gotham and I believe in him and cherish him. I worry that the lives he takes will weigh on him and that he’ll lose himself in the violence.

TH: Wow that’s quite personal, it sounds like you know him?

Bruce: He’s Batman’s son and we both know he doesn’t deserve him

TH: Batman’s son????

Bruce: yup

Bruce *leaning closer to the microphone*: his son

Bruce *looking directly at the camera*: who he loves but doesn’t deserve

TH: o-okay then um moving on… uh about the rumors about your and Batman’s relationship-

Bruce: He’s only using me for my body.

Reporter: Oh my god- is that the Red Hood?

Reporter: Red hood sir? Can I ask you a question?

Red Hood: uh yeah?

Reporter: How do you feel about Bruce Wayne’s recent comments on the Late-night Gotham Talk Show?

Red Hood: I hope that Wayne gets custody of me during the inevitable break up. (Grapples off)

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Reporter: Tim Drake-Wayne! How do you feel about the possibility of the Red Hood becoming your new sibling?

Tim: (eyebrow twitching) delighted, god only knows I need more murderous siblings.

Reporter: Elaborate on the ‘more’ part?

Tim: No comment.

Reporter: Is it true you have violent tendencies? We have a comment from your brother Tim about it.

Dick:

Gideon Emery aka Fenris telling Solas to fuck off lmaaaoo

Eeveelutions and their shinies ＼(≧▽≦)／

i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too

2021.11.19

Beaver moon partial lunar eclipse.