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Andrew: my hands are cheese
Miranda: I feel like the NomoRobo guy is, like, a robot racist
David: I don't like Bubble LAdy. Sometimes she doesn't even bubble, and I'm like "is that you?"
David:I gotta keep myself, you know, from dying
David: I didn't have any feet
Hannah: every hug is a group hug if you have inner demons
Hannah: the older I get, the more I realize I’m just stupid
Me: relatable
Hannah: you can put that on your quote board if you want
Mom: *kneels down*
Mom: oh! I have knee
Game of thrones is a porn parody of How To Train Your Dragon
adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation
Avery: *eats handful of chips*
Denae: are... are you eating dice?
Avery: you don’t understand, when I said I love dnd, I fucking LOVE dnd
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the plant has a question
Miranda: I feel like the nomorobo guy is a robot racist
David: Phalange is such a weird word. Meet Phil. Meet Angie
Me: That sounds like the first line from a trailer for a romcom from the 90s. “Meet Phil. He’s a successful businessman who’s unhappy in his dead end job. Meet Angie, she’s a stay at home mom trying to start her own catering business.”
David: “Together, they’re giving the world the finger.”
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Laura: “You want any more of this? [bursts into a vibrant rendition of Maureen’s verse of Take Me or Leave Me from Rent] Oh, we dropped some!”
Andrew: GTA has made me a better driver