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“I came online to tell you that you are all nerds.”
Well, wasn’t this a nice surprise. She made this really nice blanket for him, and he couldn’t help but snuggle it as he went up the webs to meet her face to face.
*you’re… you’re cuter… shush… it’s a great blanket, and you’re just… ugh… you’re just the best… why are you so amazing?
There was a smirk placed upon her lips, a hand resting against her cheek as a light giggles escaped her. Why was she so amazing? She was amazing? Sure, she might say something like that about herself, but she never really meant it.
*Why deary~ I’m amazing because I have monsters like you in my life~ You motivate me to try and make better choices ahuhu~ You’re the real amazing one here!~
“On the other hand, I’m open to dates~”
“Yeah so, I broke up with @undying-honor the other day; just so you guys know. Sorry deary~”
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“Well, I suppose we all must make sacrifices, huh?”
He laughs, flicking more frosting to be a tol shit. Seems Muffy rubbed off a little on him.
“Goodness I guess so!” She huffed some, two arms resting on her hips as the rest picked up some cookies. “Prepare to be cookied, Sugar~”
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Unlike Muffet, you didn’t really get compliments, and you also didn’t think that highly of yourself. Not that you thought lowly of yourself either– you supposed you just didn’t think about it at all? So when someone points out you’re being, ahem, “charming”, it takes you by surprise.
“Aw, geez. Did it get hot all of a sudden, or am I just running a femur?” Haha. Ha. Hell, this monster was gonna be the death of you.
You tried to find a way to come across as ‘I was trying to imply you were interesting and elegant, not that you were a “weird” not-boring.’, but not only did you think that point had gotten across to her, but she was probably expecting another flustered slip-up from you.
You were expecting another flustered slip-up from you, in reality.
“I just… think you’re exquisilk.” Can’t go wrong with more spider puns. Even if that was pretty bad, if you do say so yourself. You were fumbling.
Muffet on the other hand thought highly of herself pretty often, maybe it was pushing past thoughts back or maybe it was a bit of narcissism? She just saw it more of boosting her own confidence whether or not narcissism was the answer to her actions...
The spider queen straightened her back and tried to get a better look at him with all eyes. They studied him, trying to catch his every movement while giggles escaped her lips. “Well if it is getting hot all of a sudden I do not mind, as long as it’s not getting colder ahuhuhu!”
A hand lifted to rest against her lips, giggling some at the pun he gave. “I’d say that exquisilk fits perfectly, deary. Your puns are a miracle to the Underground. Adorable and punny, a lucky skeleton.” He was a dork too, that was a plus.
“Are you alright though deary, I do have to worry some you know~” She lifted two of her hands, fiddling with them as they started to create shapes. There were some diamonds and some spiders, some just random blobs of web that were being made.
((What pony would I be though? I know nothing about the show tbh))
@undying-honor replied to your post “Undyne is a nerd.”
"Fight me, with your lips, against mine"
“I’d rather have money, deary.”
((That’s a lot of pony))
“Undyne is a nerd.”
Sans didn’t expect to be strung up by her webbing in such a sudden motion, and now he couldn’t move. Welp, should have seen this coming. Every time he heard that giggle, he felt his body visibly shake, and heat up in a rather awkward manner.
*hhhhhhi, cutie… g-gift? w-what you mean, love?
*The blanket, deary. You could always use more of those, right?~ Look at me, making stuff for my skeleton ahuhu~
She shrugged, sitting down on a swing that she made herself in the past. He was such a nerd, a very flustered nerd obviously; why was he so easy to fluster?
*You’re adorable, deary.
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The tall skeleton only blinked as he found that his face had cookies shoved into it. There was a pause before a giggle escaped him.
“Nyeh heh heh! Only a little bit….not as much as you usually make me wear!”
He smiled wide, flicking some of the frosting onto the spider.
“Ah, sorry deary.” her eyes squeezed shut, shoulders tensing as he flicked the frosting back at her. “You know what revenge brings deary, revenge brings a messy kitchen because I am deciding if I want to throw all of these cookies at you, ahuhuhu!~”
Now, Sans had been texted by his spider bae a couple of times to come over, but he had that sneaking suspicion that she was planning something interesting. Whether it be good or bad was what had him worried. Still, visiting Muffet was always such a treat, especially when they were close together in her webs.
He walked in through the parlor doors, and took a look around. Where was she? No doubt hiding somewhere in her webs?
*muffet, darlin’… where are ya? i’m here!
Her webs fell, over him as she slowly followed behind, hoping that they would land on him. She grinned wide, hovering above him once low enough with a giggle that echoed throughout her home.
*I’m everywhere~ Ahuhu!~
*I made you a gift though, don’t break it, deary!
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You’re terribly embarrassed now. You’re pretty sure you’ve never fucked up this spectacularly when talking to someone? And you say some pretty absurd things to begin with so that was honestly quite the accomplishment. Of course, you were also pretty good at playing things off and overall being pretty aloof, but this was a whole new level of uncharacteristic bashfulness. You hated it.
She said some other things before, and sure, you could just ignore the final topic, and hardcore focus yourself on the other numerous things you could talk about. Like your ‘hair’, or more hand puns, or even some new questions about her. All of those would have been the better options, but alas, the life sparked in a cyan blue color on your face was too distracting. Your hood was pulled over your face the best you could manage, probably smudging your name in the process.
“I didn’t…” You start, unsure where to go with that sentence. There were so many things to put there, but you’re sure none of them were really what you wanted to say. “I’m sorry. D’you think I can start that over again?”
It almost seemed out of place, but at the same time they were sort of, in their own way, low-key flirting. It was a compliment however, it was just different than what he was giving out earlier, so it did catch her by surprise!
Compliments though? One of her favorite things. Sure, she thought highly about herself already, but hearing about it from others made her very happy. A smug smile made its way upon her lips, a tint of darker purple reaching her cheeks as she tried to keep all eyes on him. What a beautiful reaction from the skeleton, if she wanted to blackmail him, the girl would totally take a picture... No no... That’s mean.
“W-wait.” She managed, finally hearing his words “You don’t have to be sorry.” He was sorry? Did he not actually mean that? Her hopes lowered some but that wouldn’t shake her. “Shame... Does that mean I cannot call you dashing then?” A finger drifted to her lips, trying to act as if she were in thought.
Finally after a few seconds of silence, all eyes glanced back over to him. “Ahuhu... Of course deary, I wouldn’t mind~”