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I love the updates he's posted:

Cinderella (1950)

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

Oh my god… Prince Charming is a himbo

Adam Driver & Halsey’s new SNL Promo

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

@every-n-anything

All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

I’M CRYING!?

(if youre jewish, the following four photos of the vandalism might be upsetting to see, just as a warning.)

if anyone has donation links to repair the damages & scrolls please add it here. im going to look for one when i get home

Adam Driver can run me over with a bus and I’d thank him

hey bro

Bro (talking about a girl he’s interested in): She’s pretty cool. But kinda intimidating. She hates—well she doesn’t hate men but she hates the…man thing. Me: …penis?

Bro: No. The—the thing. The bad cultural thing. The paternal thing. 

Me: Ohhh. The Patriarchy?

Bro: That’s the bitch.

Me: I feel like we should probably not call the patriarchy ‘bitch.’ All things considered.

Bro: You right. See? This is why I’m stressed! What if I say something dumb like that in front of her!? Anyway. We’re going out again on Friday, I just gotta make sure I’m not patriarch-ing. Can you help me pick out what I’m going to wear? Feminists like flannel, right?

He actually doesn’t have the spirit, tbh, it sounds like it’s all performative so he can get his dick wet. Like he couldn’t give less of a shit.

@xollie​ Yikes. Obviously, I didn’t repeat the entire conversation (or subsequent conversations) we had. Obviously, you don’t know this kid’s full story. He’s young. He’s learning. The fact that he was already differentiating between hating men and hating the patriarchy was a big deal considering the background he comes from. He is genuinely interested in this girl. He does not just “want to get his dick wet” (in fact, I think he may be on the asexual spectrum–we’ve had several conversations about cultural sexual expectations as well). You’re young too, so I’m going to try and say this as kindly as possible: Please. Do not look at one anecdote (selected for entertainment value!) and decide you know the whole story. More importantly: Please do not make assumptions about people who appear to be putting in effort, even if that effort appears to be minimal (especially if you don’t know the whole story). Please do not deride people who are trying. No one is born with a full intersectional understanding of gender, sexuality, race, disability, etc. We are all works in progress. If people are trying to grow, please, give them a chance to.

Source

This is bloody genius

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

AWESOME.

endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes

Peter Parker, by near all accounts, was the ORIGINAL teen superhero so seeing him age like this so perfectly is phenomenal and I hope all the kids listen to him because he’s so relatable.

Seriously. Team Iron Man and Team Cap America can suck it I’m Team Spider-Man.

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

Wrapping up this Bobcat skull for mystery boxes. His worn tooth is a really great opportunity to talk about this.

When we talk about first world problems we usually think about something trivial, but the changes in diet that lead to changes in anatomy are some real first world problems. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

My teeth are pushing into each other because I don’t eat enough FUCKING JERKY, are you SHITTING ME. 

الأمراض النفسية بشكل مختلف .

I like how autism and adhd aren’t portrayed as evil

And how the rest aren’t romanticized

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

I love him oh my God what an ally

i’m being neurotypical for april fools day

How do you do, fellow functioning brain owner!! I sure do enjoy looking people directly in the face while I speak to them, don’t you??? After we comfortably tend to all pressing responsibilities for the day, what say we participate in a loud, crowded social gathering?? Maybe later when we all go home we can lie down in our clean and well made beds long before four in the morning and enjoy a nice, refreshing eight hours of uninterrupted sleep! I hope tomorrow will be both very warm and brightly lit!!!

i understood what you said the first time you said it because i paid attention and because my audio processing brain meat works super normally, and i’m agreeing with you! i would also like you to know that my brain produces the normal amounts of all my chemicals, nothing more and nothing less

today's mood: living in the castle, wearing long vintage dresses, having a garden where I can grow my plants for potions, playing hide-and-seek with ghosts, spending the whole night reading magic books and spells and settling Halloween parties every weekend