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the only way i can think to make it worse is if they went with "katsuki bakugou midoriya-bakugou" and "izuku midoriya bakugou-midoriya"

or they invent a name. bakumi idk

You asked for a more chaotic way to do and so I present: they swap last names, then have their original last name added on after their new last name. Izuku Bakugou-Midoriya and Katsuki Midoriya-Bakugou. Make it hell for anyone trying to refer to them by name

Addition to the ask I just sent a bit ago:

'Hey have you seen Midoriya?'

'Which one?'

'Bakugou'

'I reiterate: which one'

'Is there a difference?'

'They're married now'

'Ohhh yeah, I need Midoriya-Bakugou, something to do with his quirks'

'Okay, he's down the hall'

*two mins*

'I asked where Midoriya-Bakugou was'

'I sent you to him'

'I was looking for the green one'

'That'd be Bakugou-Midoriya'

'*utter confusion*'

Okay but bkdk getting in a fight because simp Bakugou wants Izuku’s last name when they marry but fanboy Midoriya wants Kacchan's

Don't mind me I'm just gonna send 10,000 asks because everytime I go back to your blog my brainrot gets reactivated into overdrive mode (which currently mean it's uhhhh 5x as potent now) but:

In battle, Deku on one side using blackwhips to attach to something in the environment, and just running and jumping around like the feral creature he is while dodging whoever the fuck had the terrible luck to get the husbands sent after them, trapping them in a web-like thing of black, and then on the other side Dynamight readying his quirk about to explode the whole web in an extremely quick domino effect starting from the first end of the whips and absolutely decimating the poor soul(s) stuck fighting the power couple

Also sorry if I got the mechanics of the quirk wrong I'm still new and working my way through the manga but don't give a flying fuck about spoilers

Okay you made a post saying Simp and Canon Bakugou were one in the same and I feel you'll be delighted to know that within literally every one of my AUs in existence where they get married he takes the Midoriya last name

I had a stupid idea and need you to know

One or both of them becoming ambidextrous because when they study together they just HAVE to hold hands otherwise neither of them can focus-

And bonus of whichever is the ambidextrous boyfriend practicing writing with their left hand in secret because they don't want the other to know how terrible their dexterity is with their nondominant hand because they're afraid the other would request to stop and neither of them can say no to eachother

This scenario can be flipped infinitely and still makes sense bc these idiots are so inlove, but my money's on bakugou the ultimate simp