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Sirius, at a coffee shop holding the queue: *Blushing hard* This is awkward. How do I say bye? I mean I'm going to be back tomorrow. Should I go in for a soft kiss?

Remus: *With a poker face* Sir, please just take your coffee and leave so that the people behind you don't murder you in my shop.

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thespooniewrites

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

a-zira-fell

Not to be Aziraphale but: Emotional Demon who bakes cookies. They adore your energy.

emospritelet

licieoic

Not to be Dean but: Respectful fallen angel that’s a skilled fighter. Their favorite thing about you is your laugh.

10moonymhrivertam

I got a respectful ghost who has eyes only for me. They think I’m stunning.

How about you, @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors ?

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

Suave vampire who brings you flowers every week. They daydream about marrying you. Well. I do believe i am being targeted

How about ya’ll? @ivebeenmade @nywythwndblws @thekm11 @darusluv

thekm11

This is so damn true. Holy hell! I'm mad for Thor and Loki right now and wow this shit works!

@asiriuscrushonmoonyx @dying-for-jegulus

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Sirius: Moony!

Remus: Not now, Sirius. I'm busy.

Sirius: *Huskily* Moony, my pretty Moony, pay attention to your devilishly gorgeous man, eagerly sprawled out in front of you...

Remus: *Looking up from his book dangerously* Shut the fuck up or I won't choke you with my hand around your throat while I suck you off until you're begging me to let you cum as I'd promised earlier.

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Wishing all my loved followers health, success, happiness and loads of strength and courage. Be kind to yourself and others. Have a blessed new year! ♥️♥️

#happy new year #eat shit and be gay #and happy #love and good vibes #happy new decade #2020

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gulliblegoldfish

‘tis the season

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ivetried10usernames

#well well well #if it ain't true #wolfstar

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Harry: How much of an allowance did you get per week when you were a teen?

Sirius: Well, well, let me see...

Sirius: I was allowed to be alive, even though my Mum used to change her mind from time to time.

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Sirius: *Whining* Moony didn't even look at me!

James: You know what Padfoot, stop sulking for once. Forget everything for sometime and go on a date with yourself. It's hassle-free and you get to spend some quality time with yourself.

Sirius: I neither date nor spend my precious time with douchey assholes.

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Sirius: Sometimes it irks me to no end how sickeningly genius Moony is!

Sirius: I mean he studied Hogwarts, A History to keep himself from dying of boredom-

Sirius: -When he was in kindergarten...

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Happy Thanksgiving to my amazing friends! And to my followers as well! I hope your day is good. ❤ @nywythwndblws @ivebeenmade @darusluv @thekm11

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Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Hope you're having a blast. ❤️🙏

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b3opal

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tinder au?? maybe..

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Sirius, to his neighbours: I'm going to microwave an unopened can of peaches and see what happens.

Sirius: *Dreamily* I heard it shrinks everything and I want some cute miniature peaches.

Sirius, an hour later: *Shouting from the porch* DON'T TRY THAT, PLEASE. OUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AND MY HUSBAND IS CHASING ME WITH A CANE SHOUTING MANICALLY!

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Lily: I must know this, Sirius. Tell me, have you ever buried a bone?

Sirius: *Excitedly* Yeah!

Sirius: *Grinning ear to ear* In Remus!

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Sirius: *Whines loudly and irritates Remus while they're sitting in a park*

Muggle Police: Gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you two to leave.

Sirius: If you want to get us out, you'll have to torture us until we finally agree.

Remus: *Stares at the policeman pleadingly* You can start with him.

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James: *Walks in on Sirius jumping Remus's bones*

James: OH MY LORD, WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK... WHEN WOULD YOU TWO LEARN TO LOCK THE DOOR??!

Remus: If you can't shut your damn mouth-

Sirius: -Shut your damn eyes!

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femservice

Here is the secret to fandom:

Give zero fucks about what anyone else is doing.

Seriously. I mean it. Because inevitably you will love something that no one else loves. Or you will love something that everyone loves and people will shit all over it because it’s “so trite and unimaginative and done.” Or you will love something that no one else has ever heard of. Or you will love something dark and edgy and or obscure and people will roll their eyes and say, “What, do you want people to think you’re dark and edgy and obscure?”

Alternatively, you will not love the thing that everyone else loves, and you will wonder what precisely is wrong with you that the sight of that thing is aggravating the shit out of you now when the whole world sings its praises as one.

People will irritate you. They’ll irritate you with headcanons that make no sense and misinterpretations of canon. They will make the same jokes 500 times. They will overwhelm your corner of fandom with something you either are tired of hearing about or don’t care about. They will post art that isn’t theirs. You will meet people who think you are the greatest person ever and bombard you with messages only to wander off when they find someone new or shinier; you will meet people whom you admire and who do not really seem to notice you exist.

So give zero fucks about it. Seriously. Like what you like, blacklist what you need to blacklist, and ignore everything else. Be friends, play nice, enjoy it. And in the meantime, just do you. Like what you like, love what you love, and to hell with all the rest of it.