doctor!JinJin: look, I know we used to date but let's keep this professional
MJ: ok, did i break anything?
doctor!JinJin: my HEART, DUnG-jun
Rocky: I set the bar low, and yet I still managed to crawl under it... :(
Sanha: We get it, you're better than us at limbo
My b.a.p loving heart is quivering
How do you advertise an ass lol
chabooty
Eunwoo: would someone like to advertise my own ass to me
Moonbin: ...me?
Eunwoo: perfect, a previous customer!
JinJin: my alarm has a button next to the snooze button that destroys the alarm forever
Rocky: so that's why you're always fucking late
Moonbin: I'm lost ;;
Eunwoo: Oh no! Do you need a map? I have an app that can-
Moonbin: Can you give me directions to your heart?
Eunwoo:
Eunwoo: The app doesn't seem to list that as a location, should I try another wording?
Moonbin:
MJ: Gonna tax myself and then evade the taxes.
JinJin: absolutely despicable
Moonbin: chaotic evil™
Sanha: but then you'll go to jail!!
Eunwoo: You can never run from yourself.
Rocky: That's... interesting
every time rocky sings another year is added to my life
JinJin: Big news! Everyone sit down.
MJ: I can't, these aren't my pants.
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Sanha: I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.
Moonbin: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.
Rocky: Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.
Sanha: Minhyuk-hyung, are you busy? And writing Binu fanfiction doesn't count.
Rocky: Ha, ha.
Rocky:
Rocky: ...I finished it last week. What's up?
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Leader
MJ: JinJin!
JinJin: What?
Eunwoo: Hyung
JinJin: What?
Moonbin: Jin Hyung!
JinJin: Whattt?
Rocky: Hyung!
JinJin: What?
Sanha: JINJIN HYUNG!!
JinJin: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Astro: Saranghae
MJ: Well, I mean, it’s actually a really funny story! We were hanging out, and suddenly, I was like, ‘What if we got married tomorrow?' And he was like...
JinJin: '-Fine.'
Eunwoo: He's 'fine.' That is a great story.
Eunwoo: But you have no place to live.
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[texting]
Moonbin: hey wyd
Sanha: nothin, bout to go to bed, you?
Moonbin: standing behind you……at the club…
Sanha: …..
Sanha: don’t tell jinjin
JinJin: What are you doing?? ?
Eunwoo: I'm making chocolate pudding.
JinJin: It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Eunwoo: bc i've lost control of my life : )
bruh I was legit like "gee I wonder if anyone is doing a quote thing for Astro" AND HERE YOU WERE
((oh my gosH i’m legit so happy that y’all seem to like this imma keep doing it