— Alexander den Heijer  (via samxcamargo)

I feel attacked...

This dog plays Jenga…..

At some points, the video may look like it has stopped, but that’s just the dog’s concentration.

we don’t deserve dogs

The Force of Habit masterlist

You and Dean have the perfect marriage.

Parts are listed in the order they were posted…

Ch.1 - You and Dean have the perfect marriage.

Ch.2 - Had the perfect marriage.

Ch.3 - What is it that you have now?

Prologue 1 - Ch 0.96

Ch.4 - Your life is a shambles.  Do you have it in you to make it better?

Ch.5 - One thing at a time…

Ch.6 - Everyone’s trying to clean things up.

Ch.7 - You and Dean had a picture perfect marriage, and now you really don’t.  You retrace your steps to help Sam and Dean figure out how it all happened.

Ch.8 - Dean doesn’t know what to do about all this, but there’s a djinn to sort out right now…

Prologue 2 - Ch 0.97

Ch.9 - Dean, the poo-poo head, returns your travel mugs and tupperware box.

Ch.10 - Dean has decided that you can’t be around him.  Unfortunately, for him, you always are.

Ch.11a - Goals

& 11b - Dean, meet Luke

Ch.12 - Dean just came to set everything straight, you see.

Ch.13 - You have a quiet discussion with Dean and gently suggest the possibility that he might be wrong.

Prologue Ch 0.01 - The day Dean saved you

Ch.14 - Dean agrees he was wrong.  You were right.  So much right.

Ch.15 - Morning after hours…

Epilogue - Y/N.  Librarian, nurse, project manager, hero co-ordinator.

Lyook - A Luke x Sam timestamp in three parts.

The amazing and generous @rainygalaxynerd has begun making audio files of this series.  I still can’t believe it.  They’re awesome.  We decided that hearing “Your Name” was awkward for such a long story and gave reader the name Thea Ward*.

So if you prefer to listen than read, find them HERE.

'The Breakup Scruff' x4 // 9x14

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohhhhhhh…..

@maddiepants I think this might be my karma for the Demon Dean Spam, because I think I just broke.

Mmmmm this breaks me over and over and over again lol

Ummm can I has those?? Please???

Good Morning Dean Girls

Today’s Theme: Badass MF

Credit: x x x x x x x x x x

*If you would like to be tagged, please be following me and send an ask, thank you!*

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Marked (Master Post)

Header by the incomparable @seenashwrite! 

A Dean x Reader series-in-progress involving the Mark of Cain, kinky sex, and feelsy feels. 

To quote @sleepless-sin: “It’s about bruising sex and everything that lies underneath the roughness and the unrestrained passion. It’s about yearning, acceptance, and love beyond what had defined them in the past, their darkness. Sex to them, is not —only— about lust but a way to find themselves in the other. To cede, to surrender.”

Most chapters are very very explicit. Please heed the warnings!

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 2.5 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 5.5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 9.5 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16

More coming soon!

HERE. Go read it, if you haven’t, mmmmkay?

I can't believe this is the first time I'm seeing this.....I've been missing out!

Tom Hardy

Lord

@glassjacket @boondoctorwho

Tom Hardy? More like Tom Softy.

V A L E R I E

@msuprem I'm reblogging Tom Hardy just for you

by Wayward_and_Worn

They shared the same bed!!! But they wake up at the same time.

Words: 1431, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Wow 🤤

War of the Winchesters - Masterlist

Summary: Good vs Bad, Right vs Wrong…the Winchester Brothers are going to war. A collaboration challenge exploring opposite scenarios with the two brothers. This is a collection of individual oneshots. 

Rating: 18+

Characters: Dean, Sam, Reader

Tags: Angst, fluff, smut, AU Sam, AU Dean, all parts will be tagged accordingly so please make note before you read.

A/N: This is a collaboration challenge with my bestie @negans-lucille-tblr! We are heading into battle! And we need YOUR input! Each week, we will alternate Winchester brothers and you will choose via poll between two opposite scenarios for us to write about. We are so excited to share this with you and to see who you will choose. This will be a collection of oneshots.

THIS COLLABORATION SERIES IS COMPLETE 

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Check out the battles below. Dean oneshots are on the left under his name, Sam oneshots on the right.

Note: If the oneshot has NLT next to it, it’s been written by the wonderful @negans-lucille-tblr!

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  DEAN       VS      SAM

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Love - (NLT)      VS      Lust

Fireman             VS      Cop (NLT)

Jerk  (NLT)         VS      Sweetheart

Make Up            VS      Break Up (NLT)

Kinky (NLT)        VS      Vanilla

Best Friends       VS      Enemies (NLT)

Old (NLT)            VS      Young

Anniversary         VS      First Date (NLT)

Winter (NLT)        VS      Summer

Dangerous           VS      Safe (NLT) ————————- 

Saving this so I can read them all

Hope you enjoy huni 😊

I am so far! Love was everything I would have ever dreamed of if Dean Winchester gave up hunting for me. It was adorable ❤️

War of the Winchesters - Masterlist

Summary: Good vs Bad, Right vs Wrong…the Winchester Brothers are going to war. A collaboration challenge exploring opposite scenarios with the two brothers. This is a collection of individual oneshots. 

Rating: 18+

Characters: Dean, Sam, Reader

Tags: Angst, fluff, smut, AU Sam, AU Dean, all parts will be tagged accordingly so please make note before you read.

A/N: This is a collaboration challenge with my bestie @negans-lucille-tblr! We are heading into battle! And we need YOUR input! Each week, we will alternate Winchester brothers and you will choose via poll between two opposite scenarios for us to write about. We are so excited to share this with you and to see who you will choose. This will be a collection of oneshots.

THIS COLLABORATION SERIES IS COMPLETE 

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Check out the battles below. Dean oneshots are on the left under his name, Sam oneshots on the right.

Note: If the oneshot has NLT next to it, it’s been written by the wonderful @negans-lucille-tblr!

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  DEAN       VS      SAM

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Love - (NLT)      VS      Lust

Fireman             VS      Cop (NLT)

Jerk  (NLT)         VS      Sweetheart

Make Up            VS      Break Up (NLT)

Kinky (NLT)        VS      Vanilla

Best Friends       VS      Enemies (NLT)

Old (NLT)            VS      Young

Anniversary         VS      First Date (NLT)

Winter (NLT)        VS      Summer

Dangerous           VS      Safe (NLT) ————————- 

Saving this so I can read them all

Sam: *wearily* Why does it take so long to drive across New Mexico? I feel like we’ve been driving for days and we haven’t run out of state. Dean: *gesturing vaguely outside* Look around, man, there’s mile after mile of fuck-all, feels like the car isn’t even moving. Be glad I’m not takin’ state roads. Sam: We could’ve taken the 10. Dean: Which just dumps us out on I-25, which we would then have to take to the I-40 anyway, and you know this. Might as well just get on the 40 and stay there. You’re just mad because this means we don’t pass that smoothie place you like in Las Cruces.

Sam: *slumps down in the seat, but doesn’t attempt to deny it*

Dean: I’m not goin’ hundreds of miles out of our way to get you a smoothie!

Sam: I didn’t ask you to!

Dean: *snaps fingers* Okay. Favorite false alarm job?

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LMAO the end of this is just perfection 😂

“You know he’s a fictional character and you can never have him, right?”

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN, AND CAN'T DO!

by SorenMarie

You warned Dean that if he misbehaved, there would be hell to pay.

Words: 202, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

😂 this was perfect!

Look at those lips [x]

WHOEVER MADE THIS......WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? My heart just stopped

Rules Are Rules

Summary: Dean hasn’t been himself lately. The Mark has seen to that.

Word count: 2410

Pairing: MOC Dean x unnamed female character

Warnings: consent is sexy, The Mark of Cain, spanking, hand around the throat, rough sex, shower sex, squirting/female ejaculation

Author’s note: this began as a flashfic prompted by @adoptdontshoppets She then generously donated to FREE FAITH and requested an extension, and I gladly obliged!

There was a lot of blood. Thankfully, most of it was not ours. Still, we had to clean up and get some rest. This was a physically and mentally challenging hunt - not that they ever aren’t, but Dean had not quite been himself lately. The Mark had seen to that.

Sam hit the showers first. Dean and I were starving, so we made a beeline for the leftover pizza in the fridge. I decided to spend the night at the bunker instead of driving the rest of the way home with only myself to keep me from falling asleep at the wheel. Sam, fresh from his shower, showed me a room where I could lay my head for the night and handed me a clean towel. I was grateful.

Maybe we should’ve discussed it, maybe it was fate – Dean and I seemed to fall into a rhythm lately, ending up at the same place, same time kind of thing – but when I walked into the shower room, there he was in all his natural glory.

Steam coiled around his perfectly made body. He was a work of art, war-torn, heart cracked, soul shredded, and the story was scrawled across his scarred and battered skin.

Rivulets of water ran the valleys and hills of his back and the curve of his muscled ass and thighs. I was breathless and staring when he finally turned away from the wall.

For moments we just held each other’s gaze. Then, just as we broke eye contact and my eyes traveled the equally stunning front of his torso, he gripped his hardening length in his hand and pumped.

Holyyyy 🤤🤤🤤