sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

Dad Jokes

my physics teacher kept us after class to show this to us-

and he said this was him in this post-

alright

@yay-cats9 i mean it’s maybe a long shot but my dad is a teacher and this is the text he sent me this morning. so idk dude but it’d be pretty hilarious if your teacher was in fact my dad

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

one direction was right… she’s insecure

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

mini edit 3 / ?? →  richard gansey iii

you will live because of glendower. someone else on the ley line is dying when they should not, and so you will live when you should not.

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

…I’m yours and you’re mine, you’ve always been mine, and I have always, always belonged to you…

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

Is that fucking hetalia

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

#women are always erased from the history they help create

Reblog and tag what you really have flowing thru your veins i have hot cocoa

“we didnt start the fire” by billy joel but instead of pop culture references its iconic vine quotes

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time