Someone Took My Username so I got this one.

Insane to me that the UK government is slowly trying to legislate trans people out of existence and I have not seen a single person talk about it

Single sex toilets are now legally required in all new buildings, the cass review may lead to a complete shutdown of all trans healthcare, single sex wards are being introduced to HOSPITALS and claims that trans people will be treated in private rooms is almost laughable given the current bed shortages, ensuring that trans people will be forced to wait even longer for life-saving procedures. Trans teenagers are being murdered and the government does not care. We are slowly being driven out of all public spaces and all healthcare.

Also in the last few days new NHS England guidance was leaked to the Good Law Project that states that the 6000+ kids on the wait list for NHS gender affirming care are going to be invited to deceptive face-to-face "mental health assessments" with their provider (in some areas starting as soon as 30th June 2024), and if they're found to be accessing transition care outside the NHS they may be advised to stop, and if they don't may face a safeguarding referral to local authorities. We don't know how serious this will get yet, but it's potentially extremely bad. The Good Law Project has said "It's reasonable to describe this as an attempt to force people to detransition".

I'm sorry I haven't seen any actionable steps to take about this yet as it's a developing issue, other than that it's very important you don't tell anyone if you or your child (or anyone else) are accessing gender affirming care outside the NHS.

This article has more details, and the author is a good person to follow for updates, as well as the Good Law Project themselves. Don't forget this isn't a time for panic, but instead to stay informed as best you can, care for each other, and get involved in pushing back against this.

A non comprehensive list of descriptors (affectionate) I have been given my friends and coworkers.

- Victorian urchin, but the not streetwise one.

- Little pageboy scrambling around the castle

- There’s a touch of Timothée Chamlet about you, like you’re destined to die of consumption.

- You’re gonna look like a pixie until you’re 50 and then you’re just gonna look like a slightly older pixie.

- The uncanny valley between teen and adult.

- Terminator, but if he was invented to fit through the vents.

- You’d succumb to a light breeze.

- Changeling child who lures people into the woods.

- Destined to die tragically for the audience.

I feel I should give some context. All these are descriptions of me.

More context: this is me.

We have an update from the same friend.

- The medieval queen’s kept, pet gay.

- Deserves to be gently swung like the ferret that I am

- Weasel vibes

- “I need to cover you in leaves.”

right i know i just reblogged this but the addition makes it better. i just get serious "nerdy character that's going to have a random moment of bookish badass" vibes from you, honestly.

Thank you, I do think I look like the kind of guy who drops an Encyclopaedia Britannica on a pursuer and laments about its loss.

Another update!

- (after being asked if I’m attractive while very ace) *Gestures at waist height* “I don’t know, he’s a bit twinky?”

- Elf who got kicked out of fairyland for bad behaviour.

- Yeah, you look like an actor.

A bunch of you guys put descriptions in the tags:

- Destined to play anyone in Wind in the Willows (my note, Moley)

- the child that tells Scrooge it’s still Christmas after he has a change of heart.

- Yeah, OP, you’d dress up as an elf for Renfaire (compliment)

- Would die of consumption, but could eat a brick of cocaine and be fine.

- Built to do those crawling around machinery jobs they made kids do during the Industrial Revolution.

- Default form of a dress-up doll if the dress-up doll had drip.

- TOM SCOTT LOOKALIKE???

Even more!

- perfect shape to be a damsel in distress.

- Should have FRAGILE stamped across your forehead, but also should be given a knife.

And most worryingly:

- *having grabbed my head to Ponder the Orb* Is your head even attached to your spine? I’ve never felt anything so floaty??

Last one, I promise:

- Oh, he doesn’t have anxiety, he says, standing there and shaking like a little nervous dog.

A response from me later in the evening:

- oh, I am never beating the chihuahua allegations.

I think this is a fitting end to this long, weird thread.

I just wanted to update the pictures. :)

Apparently the newest one is “looks like I should jingle.”

I got told I look vaguely redneck, but also viciously Australian.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

true colors

Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

The sound of it hitting the bookcase should be bottled for easy laughter.

rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

Invading other countries and violating their soverignty has been what constituted the majority of french history for at least the past 500 years

Yes, but i need it to be queso. Love a good queso <3

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.