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The pspsps-ification of Izzy Hands

@nonbinaryachilles

Call me Deer, Achilles, or Izzy! They / It / Em / Xs /✨/🌈/👽/🍋/🐦/ Anything else, knock yourself out. Was @devotedlyrainbowcollector, then @roman-torchtwink. Bisexual. Nonbinary/genderfluid/genderqueer. Gray-aromantic. Sapphic + Achillean + Enbian. A personal blog where I throw things I like! Mostly fandom, birds, gay stuff, and shitposts. 99% reblogs. Tag almost nothing, unless we are friends. Bird photography sideblog is @tomodachibirb. Art Sideblog is @shiny-art-dreams. Other bird sideblogs include @bigbirdpoof, @birdsagainstgravity, @transbirds, and many more. Icon by @lemon-lady0
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Realized I can post about my fic here! Go read about Izzy and Ed being in loveeeeee

This is part one of a series and I just posted the second one! (which is s/mut, so just feel free to find it at your leisure)

My personal agenda is to make sure Izzy gets good things. That's it that's the fic.

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Anonymous asked:

can I hug a wizard. I'm aware I may get mauled and that's a risk I'm willing to take. but is it bad for the wizards? I know they're wild animals but I love them and I want to hug them so much

it is not bad for the wizard it is so good for the wizard for you to get closer. to the wizard come closer alittle bit closer

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i regret to inform there may be some casualties. unrelated

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bob-artist

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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Not sure how I feel about this but my redneck hick boss just warned me to be careful because people are having violent anti-jew protests and I am visibly Jewish. And I mean, yeah, I know it's rough out there. But my boss is ALWAYS either high or drunk (or both) and he immediately clocked that it's not about Israel or Palestine, but about hating Jews. And I'm grateful that someone cares enough to say something, but it also means the bar is so fucking low that it'son the ground. If this guy can see it, the rest of y'all are being willfully ignorant or just flat out lying about your intentions.

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

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snuffdoe

need 2 borrow a kiss. won’t b giving it back btw

need 2 borrow a

kiss. won’t b giving it back

btw

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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