hi its me, again and youre watching disney channel *draws mickey head with magic wand* *smiles awkwardly*
Welcome to Green Canyon!
A New Day Begins in Green Canyon! Salutations, dear readers! Welcome to a new world, a new experience, and most importantly.. A new opportunity to work together to build a town as a community! I’m absolutely sure you’re all excited to set off and build, I know I sure am! From the looks of things, everyone has started off very nicely. We seem to have developed an Armory, a Mining Hut, and a Postal Office! Though I must say… The uh. The newspaper office is a bit… How should I put this? Ah.. Rustic. I’m being generous when I say this, in truth the offices are to simply say, disgustingly rundown. Though nevermind that, go on out and experience this lovely world we’ve begun! The Mob of The Week This week, The Mob of The Week is… The Mooshroom! Now, normally there would be a poll for the mob of the week so the members of the server could pitch in their vote.. Buuuut this is the first time we’re doing this so y'all gotta live with me talking about Mooshrooms. To quickly explain this article, each issue of the newspaper we have 1 mob chosen to talk about, list quick facts you may not have known, and ideas that would be fun to see this mob do! In the Beta 1.9 Pre-Release, Mooshrooms actually could not be milked unlike now, where they can be a milk source to your hearts content~ You ever wonder if it’d be neat if a Mooshroom could be the source of a special type of milk? Like red milk from a Mooshroom! In 14w05b (1.8), Mooshrooms were modified to become fully invisible if they were hit with a Splash Potion of Invisibility. Before this snapshot though, if you turned a Mooshroom invisible, the mushrooms growing on the Mooshroom’s back would appear to float! Are You Gay? Do you want to display your gayness on your front door for the world to see? Wanna defend yourself from phantoms that plague you after weeks of insomnia with a rainbow shield? Come on down to Mods Gay Hole where we take all kinds the of requests for LGBT+ banners and shields! You’ve Got Mail! I’m pretty sure by now you’ve all seen the Green Canyon Postal Offices and Services building, it’s home to every resident’s mailbox! Thanks to our local friend and Redstone Engineer, Cryptid, We here at the Postal Offices are proud to say that we’ve improved the Mail System greatly! The additions include Redstone Lamps that have been designed to indicate to our lovely residents of when their mailbox contains new mail for them. From letters to a friend, a gift of generosity, or even a resource provided for a project, thanks to our new system, you can put your faithful trust in us here at the Green Canyon Postal Offices and Services. We Want You! Have any comments, questions, or concerns? Would you like to suggest an article for the newspaper? If so, please simply leave a note in the community box Send in an ask and Moobella will file it for you. Here at the Roost Newspaper, we’re glad to hear your thoughts. Don’t forget to report things to us! Watch out for illness… “Cut to Jay like, grinding parmesan over Cryptid’s corpse.” ~ Little Our Discord!
jodie for @shonthot uwu
really late but I love this
also sorry for being extremely inactive again sgjfkf
i fully support people being able to vent
but i also firmly support a person’s right to say “hey, i really would rather not hear this right now” for any reason, so if you ever don’t want me to mindlessly ramble about how much my life sucks PLEASE feel free to tell me because i strongly think that helping someone deal with their problems should be VOLUNTARY
MCSM CALLOUT POST
So there has been this discord group, TellTale Games Server, who has been going around harassing others in the Minecraft Story Mode fandom. And it’s not just in discord. They have been going to wiki pages too and harassing fans there too. Their server leader is known as “PBG” or “Pikabrawler#5243″
PBG including others in the TTG server has been going around different servers and bullying fans with different usernames.
If you see a user enter your server and instantly advertise their server, BLOCK THEM. They are most likely from that server. We don’t want that toxic behavior in any fandom.
THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.
d&d spells as memes. i’ll start
power word kill
heroes’ feast
Mirror image
dissonant whispers
counterspell
Vicious Mockery
Charm Person
magic missile
Summon Elemental (Earth)
Delayed Blast Fireball
Polymorph Other
Psychic Scream
Astral Projection
This is my fav post.
Mark of Justice
watching those new SU eps and
Reblog this and put your birthday in the tags so your followers know
Workout For Daily Life
Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.
hump me fuck me daddy better make me choke (you better) hump me fuck me my tunnel loves to deepthroat
shon I fucking know it’s you
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
WHAT
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
I summon the ask god to my inbox
Yeet, it works
If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again
this better work
i swr if this works imma scream
I swear
?????????
pls
ha i seem to remember this not working
*SCREECHING*
Me whenever I get a message
Funny. I don’t think it’ll work for me 😂
Holy shit nevermind 😂
nEVERMIND IT WORKS I WAA PROVEN WRONG
Lol the other thing like this I reblogged didn’t work
D: D: D:
Ha! Urban Tumblr legends never work on me!
I hope I get the most random thing ever
this prolly won’t work ,,
NIGGA
You called me a bad word :(
Not gonna work, bruh
Will It work? Possibly. :)
Who dares show me this bull shit
Oml
IT DIDN’T WORK
PLEASE WORK NOW
uhhhhhhhhh whats fashion