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why am i allowed to draw

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

…perfect

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

AFTER YEARS I HAVE FOUND IT, BEHOLD, MY BRETHREN

@scar-queen-owl @leal-love-lace @todorokitops @girlboss-sukuna

over time, the detective staking out the house starts to fall in love with the author. the only one who realizes this is the serial killer.

and go to hell

someone hid these in the tags but i honestly thought they were great additions

They are more like they are super single and will be for a longing time

Thanks for the tag @pixiescriptures ♡

Tagging the usual suspects;;

@exogotmeoncrack @dazedaurora @billie-harper @s1eepless @sinpiesinpie @rosy-wooyoung @gustingirl @winwxn @puffpuffluv @smiling-yuta @3-racha-chan @sleep-is-4-da-week @kpop-glitch-factory @sixdaysofashyeeting @merinaart @twancingyunhoe @seoulmates98 @stealerz @cherryeoo @aaliyah421 @kpop-choco @myeoning-call @mel-loves-all @kingleedo @yeongwvnhi @strwbrryfroyo @rai-scutum @sun-moon-n-yunho @cherry-toxic

and I oop--

I dont know who to tag so if you want, you can just do it ><

“I loved you, always.”

going to comment a little on this game: the overseeing voice talks as if it owns you, and defies your free will. if you follow its orders, you are praised, and the worldview becomes sharper and more detailed. if you don’t, you are chastised, and the world becomes more vague and difficult to navigate, but also more colourful and loud. it’s odd, and sort of eerie, but definitely interesting. take it as you will.

This game really unsettles me. It unsttles me that my first choice to obey, and when I played again and disobeyed, I got really emotional really fast. Failure hurt me more the more I disobeyed. It was… interesting to experience.

i’ve always said we are trained to obey more than to think.

holy shit. i reblogged this the first time without playing. then i played in and it is terrifying. i very much like this, but it will give you intense feelings. 

What’s the game??

you obey everything the game tells you too, even jumping into barbs and basically killing yourself. if you dont youre chastised and even the scolding is terrifying

So, essentially, it’s a game that illustrates what it’s like to be in an abusive parents or an abusive relationship - and how it affects you emotionally. That is horrific and ingenious - the next time someone negates the affects of emotional abuse, I’ll take them to this game and let them come to their own conclusions.

This game absolutely gets it. The most solid and reliable degradation is a gendered insult. The more you obey and co-operate, the better understanding you seem to have of your word, and things seem easier. But what really gets me is the contradiction. You are not allowed to have the correct answer. Are you a boy or a girl? The answer is no, I will give you the answer. even towards the end, your “praise” is “no, I will give you the answer. You earned this answer, but it is given to you by me.” Disobeying makes the world frightening and confusing and difficult, but beautiful in a world devoid of flavour.

great that it’s made by a fellow australian too

Reblogging this for later.

If anyone was looking for the name it’s called Loved

Holy jesus this sounds horrifying and interesting all at once…

Where can I find this

For everyone looking for a link https://ocias.com/works/loved/

Please note, literally the first thing the game does is misgender you

Alright so I need to adress this. I don't have an audience so I hope the few people who see this spread it around.

On tiktok, there is a new "sexual orientation" called superstraight. This is thinly veiled transphobia and a nazi plot.

This isn't "oh haha the straights are at it again" this is an actual attack by nazis, ment to splinter us and get us to fight among ourselves. And its already working.

Trans people and trans allies please spread this information as far as you can.

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings

I've never hit reblog so fast in my entire life omg

everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer

Promise??

seeing an uptick in the pan vs bi shit lately so I’m gonna say a few things

not only are the claims against at both identities sometimes very ahistorical, but they’re also just garbage at this point and I’m tired of seeing people continue to throw them around and contributing to this hateful and unhelpful narrative

all in all

I've been seeing a lot of this and as someone who's recently "solidified" in a way, my sexuality as being bisexual, I didn't know really where to stand on this because I was still new and learning about the community and trying to figure myself out at the same time.

But I agree with this. Just because I'm bi, doesn't mean I would only date a cisgender male or female. It doesn't mean I'm invalidating anyone who isn't cis or doesn't identify with those labels.

Personally, I'm open towards dating anyone; transgender, nonbinary or nonconforming, or anyone else who I wanted to date, no matter what they identified as.

I'm identifying as bisexual, because I'm comfortable with it, and I feel like it best represents me, in a way. Just as others identify with other terms, which best represents them and who they are and what they are comfortable with.

One is not "better" than the other. One is not "wrong". And this goes for all sexuality, for everyone in the community. We are all valid with our identities and sexuality and gender.

So.... have pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈

Kirby is banagher links

Supernatural: Galaxy of Heroes

The Minecraft Office

eh not bad

cod zombies and The 100

well fuck thatd actually be interesting

Undertale and The Simpsons

Stranger things minecraft

Sound pretty good tbh

20/20 Stardew Valley

what crimes have been committed in stardew?????

reblog and type ‘I miss’, ‘I love’ and ‘I hate’ in the tags and let your secrets be revealed!

whys mine accurate-

holy shit--- yup, it do be right tho 😔

Also instead of “problem behaviour” call it “distressed behaviour” for a more accurate picture of what the person is actually facing

I can’t reblog this enough, I will do it every damn time I see it from now to death.

When someone frames your mental health issues as attention seeking behavior, problem behavior, or any other negatively-coded context, it creates an environment that makes you feel guilty, wrong, and selfish for struggling with things outside of your control. As a result, serious issues are allowed to arise in the absence of support.

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

Reblog.

If you don’t reblog get the fuck out of here

U.S. National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 

Live chat services are also available for anyone who doesn’t feel comfortable with making phone calls/talking on the phone. 

Please reach out when you are struggling. You deserve so much more out of this life. Don’t ever forget that somebody loves you. 

I don’t know what to add. Just, be safe out there. People will love you.

If you need help, talk to people. Stay strong peeps.

If anyone ever needs to talk, know that my DMs are always open even if it’s like 5am I will respond I don’t even care if we don’t talk but if you talk to me we will be fast friend don’t worry! I’m here to listen.