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psychologist: how is your husband? subject: is this the test now? psychologist: not yet, no. but tell me, how is your husband? subject: he is fine, sir psychologist: and your wife? subject: also fine psychologist: still attending mass? in a manner of speaking of course subject: i don't understand. psychologist: only a joke. your file says you've described your self as a huge muscled catholic subject: w– oh that. right. that is correct sir. psychologist: very well. the test begins now. psychologist, holding up a drawing of an anthropomorphic animal character's face, the eyes are stylized with lines spiraling into heart shaped pupils: i want you to tell me what you see. your first impression, don't over think it subject: a bugs bunny psychologist: and the state of your penis? subject: still soft

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psychologist: how is your husband? subject: is this the test now? psychologist: not yet, no. but tell me, how is your husband? subject: he is fine, sir psychologist: and your wife? subject: also fine psychologist: still attending mass? in a manner of speaking of course subject: i don't understand. psychologist: only a joke. your file says you've described your self as a huge muscled catholic subject: w– oh that. right. that is correct sir. psychologist: very well. the test begins now. psychologist, holding up a drawing of an anthropomorphic animal character's face, the eyes are stylized with lines spiraling into heart shaped pupils: i want you to tell me what you see. your first impression, don't over think it subject: a bugs bunny psychologist: and the state of your penis? subject: still soft

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

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