totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes reblogged
inspired by this @totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes post
hi guy! i’m so sorry that hiatus lasted as long as it did! i’m working on getting this blog up and running again but first i want to edit some things with my theme/fix some stuff i’m been meaning to fix for a while. so while it’ll probably be a bit until this blog is back to normal, i’m gonna work my hardest to make sure i can get everything done as fast as possible!
hey guys! as many of you have noticed, this blog has been really inconsistent with posting in the recent weeks. most of the reason why is due to school being absolutely chaotic, but i also haven’t been feeling really motivated recently.
i’m not going to shut this blog down as i love both it and you guys way too much to do that. however, i will be putting this blog on hiatus for a little while, in order to focus on the end of the semester, regain my motivation, and get my life in order (hopefully).
i’m not sure how long this hiatus will last but i will make another post when it ends. see you all then!
Clockwork: *on the phone* Hello, is this pizza?
Clockwork Duplicate: No, this is a telephone.
Clockwork: *suddenly holding pizza box* Well, I beg to differ. Ha-ha, let’s dig in, shall we? *opens box*
Clockwork: Wait a second, this isn’t pizza, it’s just a time vortex! What a rip-off! *to the phone* What kind of place are you guys running over there, you sent me a time vortex!
Clockwork Duplicate: I beg to differ!
Clockwork: Hey, listen here wise guy, I just want a good old-fashioned pizza! No vortex stuff!
Clockwork: …
Clockwork: You already sent over a new one?
*there’s a knock on the door*
Clockwork: That must be the delivery guy! *opens door and sees Duplicate* Well, hey there, handsome!
Clockwork Duplicate: Well, hello, yourself! I got a pizza for you!
Clockwork: Awesome! But if there’s a time vortex in there, I will destroy you.
Clockwork Duplicate: You probably won’t though, since we’re the same entity!
Clockwork: Oh, yeah! *laughing*
Clockwork: *stops laughing, the duplicate has disappeared* I am incredibly lonely!
Walker: How come you don't say anything useful?
GIW Agent: How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?
Walker: *raising his fist* How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?
GIW Agent: *laughs nervous* Perhaps I misspoke.
Danny: How good are you at keeping secrets?
Jazz: Moderate.
Danny: Oh, God.
Sam: Who accidentally drops their cellphone into soup?
Tucker: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
Sam: I regret giving you that blender.
Tucker: *drinking a pizza* Why?
It’s a competition of fuck ups and I’m HERE TO WIN.
Danny
Clockwork: The future’s hopes rest upon your shoulders. I would sooner not see them crushed.
Danny: The future’s hopes or my shoulders?
Danny: Sam really changed once she became a vegetarian.
Danny: It's like I've never seen herbivore.
Danny: I...sad.
Sam: Is that your official statement? "I sad"?
Skulker: Is that why you keep calling yourself "Danny"?
Johnny: That's his name.
Skulker: Is it?
Danny: Yes! You never bothered to find out?
Bullet: Don’t suppose this would work? *referring to his ecto-gun against the monstrous ghost in front of them*
Skulker: No, but it’ll piss him off. Go wide.
Tucker: Quack!
Skulker: Ah, the sound of the majestic ghost duck...
Tucker: I'm just saying, I know it was stolen but it was good music, right?
Sam: Yeah, because it was stolen from better artists.
Danny: What about the dub score?
Tucker: Oh, yeah, let's start that flame war...
Vlad: DAN’S HERE!
Danny: FUCK!
Valerie: OH MY GOD!
Dani: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!