kitty kins fucking obliterated in the comments section of a knitting video

The Apartment (1960) dir. Billy Wilder

bwaaaah

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships

forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

why do they sell garlic in fishnets why is it so sensual

absolute clit slapper

"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

Michelle Pfeiffer in THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS (1989) dir. Steve Kloves