IDK man

i love being a lover and i love being a Hater im literally full of Love

the laptop urge to shut down in high pressure situations

can a random airport man manic pixie dreamgirl my life pls

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

the power that radiates from this post

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

you done it

congration