lump of lard

whenever i rewatch fleabag i have to deal with the fact that barack obama said he loved the show which means he saw the scene where she masturbates to one of his speeches

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989)

PAST LIVES 2023 | dir. Celine Song

MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

bert and ernie go to ikea

missionary so we can continue our argument from before

BLACK SWAN (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it’s wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

Hey, whatever happens, as long as we’re together, it’s cool, right?

High School Musical 2 (2007)

[on a date]

me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-

JFK: blows your what

me:

JFK: say it

FLEABAG | 2.05

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wish someone would re-pot me like a plant

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

I ain’t gonna make it. Afraid this cowboy’s been to his last hoedown. Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and–and…No need for final words. I’m not finished yet. Oh.

Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan as Jedediah Smith and Gaius Octavius in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014) dir. Shawn Levy

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord