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I wuv you

"I wuv yooou," you're big bulk of a boyfriend clung to your waist for dear life. His face was burred in your stomach, heavy hot breaths hitting your skin through the fabric of your clothes. Like the amazing person you were you came and picked up the blasted man, and may or may not have been trying to manipulate him right now.

"I wuv you too," he babbled into your stomach. God was he so easy to manipulate when he was drunk out of his mind.

"Do you," you winked at your phone. It was leaned up against the windshield recording from the safety of your dash. "I don't think you do," you gave him a fake little pout.

"No, I wuv you dumbass," he clung to you tighter. Red eyes peered up at you, bottom half of his face still hidden from view. "I wuv you," he sounded like a child.

"Katsuki," you pulled your hand out of his hair. "You don't love me anymore," you looked away to dramatically sulk.

"No," he sat up quickly. Too quickly, his vision spotted and his head hit the roof of the car. You watched the blonde wince, still speaking through the pain and confusion. "I do wuv you, I do."

"Awe bubba, you hit your head." You reached out for your darling boy, your poor drunk boy.

"Please don't leave me, I wuv you."

One hand cupped his face, thumb wiping away the tears he had begun to cry, the other rubbed soothingly at the top of his head. "Ok baby, ok. Calm down," you tried to reach for a water bottle but he kept your hands on him. He was all sniffly and whiny now, desperate for your affection.

"Please don' leave me, I wuv you, I promise."

"I'm just trynna get you water bubbas, you gotta let me go."

"No," he clung to you again, only this time you couldn't breathe.

"I'm right here, Katsuki-"

He groaned, "Katsuki!"

"Baby," you quickly corrected. You hadn't expected him to be so touchy about the pet-names. "I'm right here baby," you rubbed his back other hand reaching for the water. "Here," you twisted off the cap for him. "Drink," you put the bottle to his lips. The oaf had wrapped his hand around your in an attempt to hold the bottle himself only to spill it. "Ok, ok. It's fine, I got it, I'll take care of it." You had tried to climb into the backseat to get him a shirt, but he pulled you back by the waist. "Katsuki!"

"You're gonna- you're gonna leave me."

"I'm getting you a shirt," you tried once again to pull yourself through. "Baby please," you whined.

"You won't leave?"

"No," you sighed. "Baby, please you're being difficult."

"I'm sorry," he hesitantly let go of you. You watched over your shoulder as he sunk into the seat, hand over his eyes. The wet tracks left from his tears shimmered under the streetlight, hair a mess form his antics.

"Here," you handed the green shirt to him only for him to pull you into his lap. "Katsuki the car is not big enough for this," your head nearly hit the ceiling.

"Yes it is," he slurred, kneading your ass.

"No, really it's not."

"Don't care," he grumbled, "take it off for me." He kissed your neck, again, and again, and again. Your hands slowly worked at the buttons, startling when he nipped at your skin.

"Katsuki," you scolded. He huffed against your skin, kissing over the bite. You were halfway done with the buttons when he has started sucking. "Katsuki stop that, come on. Keep this up and you can undress yourself."

"Sorry," he grumbled only to play with your ass more instead. He'd push them together and then spread them apart. You undid the last buttons, his nose dragging up your neck. The blonde kissed behind your ear, and then nipped at the same place.

"Katsu," this time it was you grumbling. Your hands glided along his torso as you slid off his shirt, taking notice of how he shivered. His hips bucked underneath you, grinding against you. "Stop that," you shifted slightly to stop the recording on your phone. "You're drunk," you pulled the dark green shirt over his head.

"Please," it was such a soft whisper. "Please mommy." Your breath hitched, lust now planted within you. Ignoring the feeling you tapped his arm so that he could lift it. As you helped him get it through the sleeve he kissed along your shoulder. "Please, please mommy. Today's been such a stressful day, all I want is your warm fuckin' cunt." There he was grinding up against you again. This was all so new to you it was dizzying. Katsuki had never given you power like this, had never called you by that name, had never begged. He'd never spoken the way he was speaking right now. "I'll be a good boy now I swear." You put his arm through the other sleeve.

"Katsuki stop it." You were quick to slide off him, jumping back into your seat. You took in a steadying breath before leaning into his space yet again so that you could buckle him in.

"Please," he grabbed your wrist placing your hand on his bulge.

"You're drunk." You tried to pull away but he held you firm.

"I jus- just need a release."

"You're not in your right set of mind." Finally you managed to yank your hand away. "Here," you slammed the water bottle against his chest. He gulped half of it down, as you pulled out of the parking spot.

"Want you so fuckin' badly," he unzipped his pants.

"Katsuki no."

"Hurts," he whimpered. You glanced over at him, noticing the stain on his boxers from the precum. Eyes on the road, eyes on the road! "Gotta," he hissed beginning to pull it out.

"Katsuki stop, we are on the fucking street right now. Stop please," you were begging him. You were well over the speed limit, driving yourself crazy with not looking over at him again. "Baby please," you had changed your tone of voice, using something more sexy. "If you do this for me I promise I'll reward you."

He halted his movements with a hiss, whimpering and whining before speaking. "Promise?"

"Promise my love."

"Ok." Surprisingly, he listened, fixing his boxers and zipping up at his pants. The rest of the ride went smoothly after that, his head in your lap. When you finally pulled into your driveway you made him rink whatever it was he had left of his water. You then opened his car door, and helped him stumble to the door. "I behaved well for you," his voice was groggy, eyes barely open. The bulky man was leaning against the locked door, body swaying slightly.

"You did," you cooed bending down to untie his shoes. "You were a good boy," you tapped his leg so that you could slide the shoes off.

"Yeah," he swallowed dryly.

"Mhm, a very good boy." You took off the other shoe, setting it down beside it's pair.

"I wuv you." He stuffed his face in your shoulder as soon as you were back to standing up right.

"I know you do baby," you grabbed his hand. "I wuv you too," you led him to the bedoom.

"Mhm, yeah you do." He sat at the foot of the bed, eyebrows pinched together.

"You ok bubba?"

"Gotta-" He brought his fist up to his lips.

"Oh ok, ok. I gotch you." You rushed over to his side, helping him get to the bathroom. He dropped to his knees as soon as he was close to the toilet, one hand on the sink, the other on the tub to keep himself steady. "I got you," you rubbed his back, and pushed his bangs out of his face.

"I love you," his voice echoed in the bowl.

"I love you too, I'm gonna get you some water ok?"

"Don't leave," his hand blindly found yours.

"I'm gonna be right back."

He grumbled to himself incoherently before flushing the toilet. "Fine," he let go of you. When you came back not even two minutes later, he was sitting with his legs spread out on the floor. His back was up against the bath tub, hand over his eyes yet again.

"I brought you joggers lovely," you uncapped the water.

"Thank you," his hand once again grabbed yours. You only hummed, straddling him so that you could give him the water. His hands slid under your shirt caressing the warm flesh there. "Take this off," he murmered.

"Katsuki-"

"Wanna give you mine dammit, don' want it."

"Ok," you lifted your arms up. He pulled the shirt over your head, undoing your bra as well. Taking one more sip of water he then pulled his shirt off, putting it over you. "Better?"

He hummed carefully lifting you off him so that he may stand. "Pants," he grumbled making grabbing motions.

"Can you do it on your own?" You eyes him, as you passed the joggers.

"Course I can," he unzipped his pants. "Can I do it on my own," he grumbled to himself. The blonde roughly pulled up his sweats, not even bothering with the strings. When he was done you pushed him against he counter so that you may brush his teeth. You babied him way too much, but it was his fault for letting you.

"Ok now you ready?"

He nodded, following behind you like a duckling. "One more sip," he was sitting on the bed again. You brought the bottle to his lips, tilting it as soon as they parted. When he was finished you placed the bottle on the night stand and he pulled you on top of him. "You owe me a reward," his voice was husky with exhaustion.

"I do," you hummed. You placed your hand flat on his chest, arching your back with the excuse of needing to reach his cheek. You kissed it lightly, eyelashes tickling his skin. "There's your reward, goodnight baby."

"Shitty woman," he grumbled to himself. "night."

babysitter ･ bakugou

pairing: bakugou x y/n

genre: fluff !! lots of fluff and soft bakugou and some normal angst angey bakugou

word count: 1135

summary: class 1a has noticed you keep turning up at the classroom door to calm bakugou down whenever he gets angry - which is often. maybe its your emotion change quirk that makes him feel better or maybe its just you ??

Bakugou was angry. A common emotional state for him and his class was used to it.  

“I’m still not accepting it! He didn’t even use his full power! Am I not good enough for you, half and half bastard?!” he screeched, miniature explosions sparking in his palms. “Answer me idiot! Next time you use your left side on me!”

Todoroki rested his head into his palm, paying no mind to Bakugou. It was their first day back in class since the festival and Todoroki had better things to think about than Bakugou.

The lack of response, or in other words, no response from Todoroki quite literally set Bakugou off again. His screaming increased every syllable he made. However, the rest of the class had something else to laugh about this time.  

Kirishima giggled slouching back in his seat, ‘I bet you she is going to come any second now, she says she can always sense when he’s angry.’

‘I bet you he gets angry on purpose because he knows his girlfriend is going to come collect him like a babysitter.’ Kaminari laughed, fist pumping Kirishima.

AU: Your camera roll but you’re dating Vinny Pazienza

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19th July

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