My ideal weight is hot 40/41 year old men on top of me
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Hi Jenni, it's me again, I love the oneshot you made from my request, it was amazing, so I'm here to request Kaz Brekker + Can I Be Him? by James Arthur, as always, don't pressure yourself dear! Have a good day, thanks!
THE FREDDY EVENT HAS ENDED! Thank you everyone who requested during it! Freddy's characters preferences and requests for Jason, Tom and Ellis will stay open as I promised, they weren't exclusive to the event.
The Kaz taglist will apply for the remainder of content which came during the event, but after that it won't be used anymore and Kaz pieces will have the general Netflix show Shadow and Bone taglist, which contains the rest of the Crows, Alina, Mal, Genya, Darkling etc. You can apply to that if you want to catch the post-event requested Kaz pieces too!
A/N: The song sounds like it's about unrequited love, so I again manipulated the meanings a lot since I don't write full angst anymore. Sorry.
Warnings: mentions of death and torture, reader kills a guy
Word count: 987
He remembered the day he first met you.
He had been caught off guard during a small job he was doing for Haskell, as one of the Dime Lions grabbed a hold of him, another smirking as he strode in front of him. Kaz was fighting against the water, keeping his head above the surface by force as the sweaty hands of a goon was holding his wrists in place and tried to stare the skinny guy standing in front of him down with little success.
This was so sweet😭 sorry I saw this one late cus I didn't check my Tumblr for a bit. I love the way you write Kaz in this one. It's so simple yet so nice! Thanks for making this ;)
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𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 | 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧
summary: steve feels a strange, totally new ‘thing’ when he sees you interacting with the kids, making him imagine things he shouldn’t just yet and unintentionally blurts out something you shouldn’t hear just yet.
pairing: steve harrington x female!reader
word count: 2.5k
warnings: fluff, talks about future, established relationship, soft!steve, shy!steve, just a LOT of fluff and comfort<3
english is not my mother tongue, so please forgive me if there is a grammatical error. hope you like it!
Max threw you a look, face hard, but eyes bright and uncertain, fearful, even. “You don’t have to stay, you know?”
You simply sighed, giving her a small reassuring smile, she shivered slightly as you rested a hand on her shoulder and gave it a small squeeze in a soothing manner. “Hey, stop that already, we’re in this together, alright? We are going to take that Vecna bitch down together. I won’t let him get near you again, so I have to keep a close eye on—”
The redhead interrupted you, wrapping her arms around your torso and basically pulling herself against your body, squeezing you tightly in a, grateful embrace. Your lips curved into a smile as you rested your hand on top of her head, giving her hair a small caress.
“T—thank you, (Y/N).” She whispered against your chest, closing her eyes tightly, perhaps avoiding crying in front of you, for the last thing she wanted was for one of the few adult people she admired most to see her vulnerable, that made you smile harder and you stroked her shoulders gently. “For— for everything.”
“That’s what I’m here for, Max, that’s what we’re all here for. Always.”
The promising whispering words seemed to lift her spirits a little, for as she finally separated from you, she gave you an honest, almost tearful smile and nodded, giving your hand a final squeeze before heading towards Lucas, who were waiting for her sitting on one of the couches, greeting her with huge smile and encouraging words.
Steve watched the scene with an affectionate smile raised on his lips, easily noticing the admiration and trust not only of Max, but of all the kids in you, you were like their protector and even though it was hard for him to admit it, maybe you were even a better babysitter than he was, and that was saying too much. Maybe that’s why he loved you so much, because you really cared about those little shits and the people you loved in general, he was sure you could even sacrifice yourself for them, even if you shouldn’t, of course, after all, he himself had been the one who had gotten you into all the shit that the Upside Down brought with it and still, to this day, after having seen and fought against the most disgusting and terrifying creatures, you put everyone before yourself… yes, that’s why he loved you. It was undeniable, a fact, Steve Harrington was in love with you to the fucking core.
Yall I've been getting bad headaches and it hadn't stop since yesterday
Is vecna trying to catch me cause I'd let him break my bones anytime he wants😍
Jk yall, its a tension headache, idk if its because I'm starting to feel like I'm getting sick or something
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Chris Evans Plays With Puppies
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Without A Clue
Summary: Steve is into you. Really, really into you. The only problem is that everybody seems to know it but you. It’s not until you get dragged into the Upside Down that you finally start to see just how much he cares about you. Female reader hurt/comfort in which reader is clueless to Steve’s feelings! Requested by anon. Some canon divergence. CW: blood/injury. Gif credit to hawkinsindiana.
The way he offers himself instead of asking y/n to be his girlfriend😩
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Anonymous asked:
what about reader tispy or high at a party and tellin steve how pretty he is and he doesn't know how to handle it?
steve versus a very drunk and slightly high reader who really likes his face (warnings for implied drinking and r eating a weed brownie <3)
Steve takes in your drunken state with something close to horror, remembering exactly how this scenario had panned out for him the last time. You’re sitting on the arm of somebody’s sofa giggling down at your hands, clearly tipsy, your head lifting up slowly when he calls your name.
“Stevie,” you say. He can’t gauge any one emotion from your voice.
“Hey, what happened? I was only gone for ten minutes. The bathroom's an en-suite, by the way.” His bitterness over having to search the upstairs three separate times for a toilet is obvious. "D'you drink a whole fish bowl by yourself?"
You take the bottom of his jacket in your hand and pull him towards you, wrapping your arms around his thighs. He dips his chin to his chest to take you in, looking down at your glassy-eyed expression with some sympathy and more apprehension.
“Are you okay?” he asks nervously.
“I’m really stupid, Steve. When we first got here and I went to speak to Donna, like an hour ago? At the snack table? I had one of her brownies.”
Oh! You’re high. Of course you are. The weed must’ve just kicked in while he was gone. And then, “Hey, why were you at the snack table? You told me you weren’t hungry.”
You shove your face into his abdomen and sigh. “I lied, Steve.” Your voice, your tone, makes him want to laugh, suddenly so solemn.
Steve pushes his arms over your shoulders and dips down until the side of his chin brushed your temple. “Are you feeling okay?”
“I’m actually really hungry.”
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OSCAR AND TOM TOGETHER I AM TRULY THRIVING
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
MY BELOVEDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Guess who read fanfics while trying to memorize something for my exam tomorrow
Me
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the-devils-keeper-deactivated20
replace one word of your url with bitch
⚠️⚠️Spoilers for Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness⚠️⚠️
So basically Wanda was trying to shift to her children the entire movie? Okay slay queen
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Hello there! Can I have a "I love you, I love you so much it hurts, it hurts even more to know you'll never love me" with Kaz for your Freddy event please? It's okay if you can't do it. I love your writing btw! ❤️
FREDDY EVENT, send in requests for any of Freddy Carter's characters (NOT the man himself (= no Freddy Carter (the real person) x readers), only his characters)!! The event will be on for an indefinite time, if you're unsure, see if the event post is pinned. If it is, then it's still on. (Other requests are open too, but they go to my normal to-do list which I'm not able to start doing anytime soon)
A/N: An unplanned oneshot again, I hope you don't mind 💕 I hate making up titles though and they rarely sound good 😅
Warnings: Kaz yelling at the reader, reader crying, but hurt/comfort
Word count: 1.6k
HOLLOW HEARTS
Kaz was angry, and it didn't go unnoticed from anyone.
You had screwed up a job, getting noticed as soon as you entered the building. You had been paired up with Kaz, and was going to keep guard as he picked a lock to a safe, but a guard noticed you. You had tried to knock him out, but he had already blown into a whistle and soon every guard at the building was after you.
Two hundred thousand kruge was lost because of you, and it was clear that Kaz was seething with rage as he glared at you walking by Inej's side. She shielded you from his glares, knowing you already felt horrible about what happened. She sent some glares of her own to Kaz, wordlessly telling him to cut it off. And eventually, Kaz sped up with his walking and left the rest of you walking along dark streets. Air laid heavy with an upcoming thunder. Sky rumbled above you, but no rain came down on your heads yet—a good sign to make it to the Slat in time. The sky would probably open its gates soon enough, though, so you shouldn't slack.
I SQUEALED SO HARD, this is the reason why I love your writings! And the way Kaz touched her proves that Kaz really cares for her and his slight smile, ugh, I love you so much Jenni, you're amazing❤️
Currently having an obsession to a kids animation show that have adults type of issues. Like bad governments and sacrifices. The men's in this show is super fine tho
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I bought a fake engagement ring costing 3 euros which looks authentic so a pervert resident here would stay away from me in the future too. Hehheh.
(He thinks I'm dating a certain British actor, I'm not sure where did he get that picture because I didn't claim anything of the sort to him or anyone, I've just discussed with a nurse about how hurt I'd feel if I'd be dating him/someone and I'd get the kind of comments Caroline gets on his IG pics of her but this resident hasn't groped me or made dirty comments about me after that so I won't be correcting him)
Hey it looks very convincing! Love it on you! And somehow your eyes look pretty too❤️
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I bought a fake engagement ring costing 3 euros which looks authentic so a pervert resident here would stay away from me in the future too. Hehheh.
(He thinks I'm dating a certain British actor, I'm not sure where did he get that picture because I didn't claim anything of the sort to him or anyone, I've just discussed with a nurse about how hurt I'd feel if I'd be dating him/someone and I'd get the kind of comments Caroline gets on his IG pics of her but this resident hasn't groped me or made dirty comments about me after that so I won't be correcting him)
And this is why I hate men😟 stay save darling, hope you'll be okay <3 and that ring looks good
Yeah that type of men are 🤮...
But if it makes your day better, I've (for example):
- Punched him after he made fun of my dad's incoming death
- Pushed him on a fire ant hill after he kinda threatened to r*pe my friend (or fantasized about it to her in vivid detail)
- Slapped him after he snuck behind me and tried to unclasp my bikini top while on the beach
- Warned every single new woman resident about him
There's apparently some sense in him though because he stopped right after he started thinking I'm taken 😂
YOU GO GIRL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, the guy deserves it, and you deserve better, hope one day that guy will just dissappear and never to be seen doing anything bad to you or anyone else❤️
Wait I forgot to tell you I'm proud of you, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, you doing amazing! Love you❤️
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I bought a fake engagement ring costing 3 euros which looks authentic so a pervert resident here would stay away from me in the future too. Hehheh.
(He thinks I'm dating a certain British actor, I'm not sure where did he get that picture because I didn't claim anything of the sort to him or anyone, I've just discussed with a nurse about how hurt I'd feel if I'd be dating him/someone and I'd get the kind of comments Caroline gets on his IG pics of her but this resident hasn't groped me or made dirty comments about me after that so I won't be correcting him)
And this is why I hate men😟 stay save darling, hope you'll be okay <3 and that ring looks good
Yeah that type of men are 🤮...
But if it makes your day better, I've (for example):
- Punched him after he made fun of my dad's incoming death
- Pushed him on a fire ant hill after he kinda threatened to r*pe my friend (or fantasized about it to her in vivid detail)
- Slapped him after he snuck behind me and tried to unclasp my bikini top while on the beach
- Warned every single new woman resident about him
There's apparently some sense in him though because he stopped right after he started thinking I'm taken 😂
YOU GO GIRL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, the guy deserves it, and you deserve better, hope one day that guy will just dissappear and never to be seen doing anything bad to you or anyone else❤️