fool for love and fool on fire.

me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

When I hit shuffle, I want the EXACT RIGHT SONGS in the EXACT RIGHT ORDER to play. Why is this so hard for music players to achieve. Sure I dont know what songs I actually want to listen to, much less the order, but if computers are so smart they should be able to figure it out.

Alexa, play we could've had it all

"On the page, if not on the TV screen, Villanelle lives. Believe in her."-Luke Jennings

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

happy good friday

All they had to do was have Carolyn fake Villanelle's death

One extra scene of some prepared scuba divers pulling Villanelle out of the water and her taking off a bulletproof vest and you have a satisfying ending for every single character.

“But showrunner Laura Neal killed off Villanelle so seemingly carelessly, after dangling the carrot of a fully realized and happy (if not somewhat dysfunctional) lesbian relationship in viewers faces. It didn't just feel like sloppy storytelling—it felt personal.”

thank you Vanity Fair for this public murder

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

✨ it’s march ✨

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

The Genetics

amazing

An important clarification.

This is the sickest most severe burn i have EVER SEEN