make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

@one-time-i-dreamt

I SMILED SO HARD

“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

do with this information what you will

prev wondering abt the amount of guts it takes to do this: the trick is to come off as incredibly sincere and kinda airheaded. now, crucially, i'm 4'11 and very cute so certain types of people already expect me to fit a very specific character type, and these techniques might not be as effective for others. but that's why i weaponize them on everyone's behalf

for those who are like me and don't know things

Not only does he kill cops, he specifically hates the kind who idolize him, since they're exactly the sort that cause the kind of corruption he's trying to combat.

Days like today…and every other…I miss Hangman and Kenny. 😔😔😔

whatever happy Jackin It Friday

happy draft night!!!!!

sending nika and aaliyah all the good energy, so they end up exactly where they need to be.

we love our canadian queen and secretary of defense 💗💗💗

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

The tunes do be banging when Neil is around

BABASOR

if anybody needs to hear it:

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity

Cody better be careful pulling stuff from under the ring. You know Roman stores his extra cousins under there.

Tamina will appear from underneath to make her long awaited return and save The Bloodline