“inquisitor lavellan, do you know any of the chant?”

“of course i do….uh….oh, maker you’re so fine.  you’re so fine, you blow my mind.  hey maker. -clap clap- hey maker”

Margo from The Magicians and Maze from Lucifer have the same energy

Change my mind

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

FUCKING THIS OMFG

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

fandom for an American TV show: it’s on Netflix!

me, a mere European: *American Netflix

i have missed them.. SO MUCH……

rose: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because God blessed them with the ability. However, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with the devil. Any questions.

kankri, a simple churchgoer: Where is 9ur regular past9r?

rose: In a better place now. Sit down immediately.

So I got an idea

Let’s take this 

and put it in 

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

Grape man

mindfang

all boys are demons but i want one to love me

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