Damian: Good news!
Tim: You found where I hid your phone?
Damian: …
Tim: You found your phone?
Kara: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
Alex: Do you love me?
Maggie: We’re literally married.
Alex: Yeah, but as friends or—
Scott: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Kyle: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Scott: Yes.
Kyle: I'd sleep.
Jason: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Kara: Are you ready to commit?
Jason: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Bruce: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you…
Selina: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Dick: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Damian: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Dick: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
#incorrect quotes#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#batfam#batfamily#incorrect dick grayson quote#incorrect damian wayne quote#incorrect batfam quote#batfam monday#mood#the generator had them reversed#this felt more right#took ages to get it to switch tho#there was also anther very appropriate one#about washing dishes#might see it again one day
Kara: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
Alex: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Maggie: Making four accounts.
Alex, tearing up: Really…?
Boo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Erik: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Tim: Enters his own password.
Tim: I'm in.
Kara: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
Dangling from a rope over a pit of fire
Selina: Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?
Bruce: Yes?
Selina: We’re in too deep.
Jason, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Kara: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
Alex: Maggie, you love me, right?
Maggie: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.