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Soulmate AU where, upon the youngest Soulmate turning 18, all have a dream the next time they sleep about the most important moment of their Soulmate’s life(or lives, if there’s more than one.)

For most people, this isn’t a huge issue. For the Batfam, it’s a huge problem.

But when Jason dreams of a boy who walked into a dark hole in the wall, only to hit a hidden switch, die of electrocution, and wake up as a ghost moments later?

Yeah, fuck Bruce. He’s finding his death buddy.

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Yay! Plot bunnies hello! It’s my favourite soulmate pairing! Warning for graphic description of death/half death/ they get all the trauma :D

In the early fall of an insignificant year, Jason Peter Todd went to sleep. At the age of 19 and having been alive again for 3 years, this was an insignificant day followed by an insignificant night.

Jason Peter Todd slept 6 hours before he woke up screaming from a nightmare of a horrible memory and this too, shouldn’t be anything new or significant.

But it was.

It was a significant day followed by a significant night with a significant nightmare of a horrible memory.

Because his soulmate turned 18 yesterday and Jason Peter Todd reenacted his soulmates most significant memory.

The memory of dying violently.

It started with a boy in a white, with black highlights, biohazard suit walking into a metal hole in the wall.

Jason, in place of the boy, didn’t stay upright for long.

He trips.

He falls.

He catches himself by pressing a hand to the wall.

A click and then pain.

This was a memory of being ripped apart at a molecular level for what should have been less then a minute and yet felt like HOURS.

The pain giving away briefly to the sight of a world beyond the veil of the mortal realm, of a green vastness that words fail to give an accurate description of.

But just as the pain left, it was back and he was back to being surrounded by white metal, only this time the pain was three times worse because there was now electricity F O R C I N G his being back into the shape of a boy and into a body beyond saving and no longer accepting of life.

Agony was the only word that could describe the pain he was in and yet the word did not give it any justice. It did not describe a level of pain that shouldn’t have been possible to feel.

He wanted to die. He wanted to live. He wanted to be an astronaut. He wanted to explore SPACE. Why was the pain not leaving? How long was dying supposed to take?

The screaming had started as something recognizably human near the beginning but as the memory carried on, it became less human and more haunting.

Yet still, there was human screaming present that wasn’t his own. He knew deep down, past all the pain and knowledge that he wouldn’t be making it out of this alive, that there was someone else there and that they were hurting too. He needed to get to them, to get to them and help them before he can no longer move, before they, too, reach a point where they are no longer able to be saved.

He wants to be saved.

He knows in his very being that he is past saving.

But he can save the others if he just gets to them. He can save them like he wants to be saved. He can PROTECT THEM before he dies so they don’t die too.

Jason could F E E L as every movement brought agony to every inch of his body.

As every movement felt like too much for him to handle.

But they were still screaming and he needed to get to them.

Seconds or minutes or hours or days and he knew he wouldn’t be able to tell you how long it took to crawl out of the tunnel. Only that he did.

The screaming had stopped but he couldn’t have told you when.

Movement to his left caught his eye.

His eyes met GREEN.

The creature wasn’t human. Eyes too wide, hair floating as if it was underwater, the colour matching the purest white he’s ever seen, and the body was just WRONG.

Sharp ears, claws, arms too lengthy and bending at the wrong places.

No legs, just a whispy black tail.

Black with white highlights.

It was wrong.

It was terrifying.

He was looking at a mirror…

The pain was no longer a thought in his head as everything was replaced with HORROR.

The reflection wasn’t human. The reflection was a monster.

He knew he DIED. He was DEAD.

He was a MONSTER.

Jason Peter Todd woke up screaming.

He needed to find him.

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Danny had been dreading his 18th birthday ever since his accident.

He had a gut feeling that he would be the youngest and knowing his luck made him certain that that would be the case.

He was right.

Leading up to this point he had hoped beyond hope that he would be paired with either Tucker and/or Sam. He desperately wished to have someone that he knows wouldn’t see him as a monster. As some sort of freak.

Someone who would accept him as Phantom AND Fenton.

He has learned by now that he rarely gets what he wants.

But like usual, it worked out in the most unexpected way.

His dream turned into memory as he took the place of his soulmate.

His soulmate who was half beaten to death and still getting hit.

Over and over and over again Danny felt as each hit broke bones and left deep bruises.

The laughing haunting every strike.

Danny, for a brief moment, knew that he would have more clowns in his nightmares after he woke up.

The pain was quick and sharp, followed by an aching that he knew would last for months if not years.

He was crying.

He was screaming with each hit near the end.

He wanted Bruce.

He wanted his dad.

The sight of the lady across from him just brought him pain and hurt in a way that he couldn’t put to words.

Does Bruce even want him?

He wants be saved.

Bruce will save him.

He needs to get out.

Bruce will come.

The door is locked.

Bruce will be here soon.

There is only ten seconds left on the bomb.

B’s really pushing it close.

5

Where is he?

4

He wants his dad

3

Bruce should have been kicking down the door right now.

2

He doesn’t want to die.

1

He wants his dad.

For a brief moment Danny could almost hear his name being called.

He’s so sorry. He should have listened.

Bruce came for him.

But it was too late.

He’s so sorry.

True void filled his head and for a brief moment there was absolutely nothing. No pain, no emotion, no breathing or movement, no sight, no hearing, no touch or taste or scent.

Then, with a sudden great breath, he woke up to black. The kind of black you get only with the complete absence of light.

It was cramped.

It was cold.

It was dark.

It was getting harder to breath.

Where’s Bruce?

He wants out.

Pulling off his belt, Danny felt the memory guide him as he used it to punch through the wood.

There was dirt.

He’s buried alive.

Danny didn’t have much air and felt the panic grow.

He needed to get OUT.

He dug and dug and dug. His nails bled. His mouth tasted like ash and dirt.

He couldn’t breath.

He was going to die.

He was going to die again.

He wants his dad.

Then there was air.

He crawled his way out dropped to the ground with great heaping breaths.

Danny’s eyes felt unfocused as they dragged across the surface of the stone beside him.

In Loving Memory of Jason P. Todd-Wayne.

Danny woke up panting and crying.

His soulmate was a zombie.

He knows his soulmate’s name.

He will find him.

Well hello again! *cackles in pure delight* The people have spoken and I’m still trying to get out from a pile of plot bunnies so part 2 here we go! (ps my ‘at’ symbol is not working on my computer right now so if you wanted to be tagged for a continuation I apologize)

Be warned Jason does not have a fun time and connects all the wrong dots :D

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Apparently ‘finding him’ is going to be a lot harder then his re-traumatized brain said it’d be when he woke up.

Jason stared at his high tech laptop like it offended him.

Sadly, his laptop was unaffected by Jason’s glaring and didn’t tell him anything about his soulmate or even where to start in his search.

The only thing he had was his birth date and age.

He had no name.

No location other then some kind of lab.

There was someone else there with him but Jason didn’t get to see them.

Oh and to make this even worse, his soulmate was also no longer human which will make searching for him either stupidly easy or unimaginably difficult.

Not that he minds the inhuman part since he is determined to be the best DB (death buddy) a ghoul? Wraith? could have at the very least.

He’s definitely down for something romantic though if it’s an option since he doubts he’ll find someone who will understand him to the level a soulmate will, human or not.

That was new information about himself that he didn’t need to think about right now.

Though seriously, wasn’t that a real kick to the gut. At least Jason still looks like a human and feels like a human. His DB didn’t even get the zombie experience, he just skipped all the steps and went from small teen to whatever the fuck he was now.

Jason froze.

He forced himself to backpedal through his train of thought.

His soulmate was in a lab.

His soulmate wasn’t alone.

His soulmate went in human and came out something else.

His soulmate was something ‘other’ and in a lab with someone else.

Someone who could be a scientist.

Someone who would be interested in the creature the hole in the wall produced.

Someone who could have no problem ‘studying’ his soulmate even knowing that he was the kid who went in.

Jason would have collapsed if he weren’t already sitting down. The air felt heavy and an edge of green tinted the corners of his sight.

His soulmate was a small teen (his gut knew that he was a teenager but probably only just).

A small teen who had a biohazard suit that fit him perfectly. Jason can spot a tailor made suit when he fucking sees one and that one was tailored for him.

Why was there a button that turned the machine on on the INSIDE?

A convenient pile of wires cutting across the ground with little to no light right before the button.

It wasn’t an accident.

It wasn’t a mistake made by a clumsy teen.

It was PLANNED.

It was a TEST.

It was an EXPERIMENT.

An experiment done on a KID who was UNAWARE that HE was the SUBJECT.

The LAB RAT.

WHERE IS HIS SOULMATE NOW?!

WHERE IS HE?!

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Danny reevaluated the level of difficulty ‘finding his soulmate’ would actually be.

One of the first things he did was grab his phone when he woke up to set up a video call between his friends and sister.

Jazz was currently living in her university’s dorm and thus no where near Amity but she was adamant about being included.

She knew how scared he was.

“How bad?” Was the first thing asked when the call connected, granted it was Sam asking and he probably was not looking great after what he just witnessed.

“So do you want the good or bad news first?”

“Bad,” Tucker cut in before the other two could answer.

“I now have more clown trauma and my soulmate died in a planned explosion.”

Silence answered him as his friends plus sister digested what that meant. The thing about soulmates is that when one dies, the other still gets the connecting dream regardless of the others death. The connecting dream will always happen after the youngest of the soulmates has existed for 18 years, whether they are alive or not has no effect on the dream and it’s the same if the older one is dead by the time the youngest reaches his 18th birthday.

You’ll always get the dream, but on the chance you don’t, it simply means your other half wasn’t born into your time period. Case and point that one famous singer dude who was the soulmate to Mozart.

Death was unfortunately something soulmates had to experience if whatever caused their soulmate(s) to die wasn’t fast enough to kill them instantly. Death is a pretty significant event after all and unfortunately not as rare as people wanted it to be.

“…You said there is good news?” Jazz was the one to break the silence but the mood had turned somber and Danny could roughly guess what they were thinking about his luck and life.

“He came back from the dead zombie style and I managed to get a look at the name on his gravestone,” this time the silence was filled with an ‘are you shitting us’ vibe and Danny couldn’t be more proud. “So I don’t think I’ll have a problem with them selling me out to the government before I find them.”

Tucker snorts an aborted laugh, but it was too late and before they could even continue the conversation everyone was laughing too hard to form words.

“Ancients! What the fuck man?!” Tucker manages to get out between two heaving breaths.

“Danny, your life is a bloody soap opera,” Sam states as she tries to force down the laughter. Unsuccessful, Danny notes, since her shoulders are still shaking but her attempt is appreciated.

“Only you, little brother,” Jazz grinned, “only you.”

“Well then,” Tucker pulls out a laptop from somewhere off screen, “give us the name. We’ll track him down for you.”

“Jason P. Todd-Wayne.”

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“Yeah,” Danny nods, “heard enough about the Waynes from the three of you and Wes enough to recognize his name too.”

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“You know Wes is actually right like 97% of the time when it comes to his conspiracy theories and the only reason no one believes him is because of the curse placed on his family line. Which is good for me since every time he tries reveal me it just strengthens my secret identity….” he trailed off and waited for a reply but it seemed they were all still in shock so he just continued his train of thought, “so like, what are the chances that the Red Hood is actually my soulmate?”

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“So, I mean like, all I need to do is show up in Gotham and track down his safe-house or whatever?” He paused again but more so to put his thoughts back into order and to remember everything he’s been told about the Waynes and the Gotham heroes. “It would probably not be a good idea to approach the Waynes since officially Jason is still “dead”. I don’t think they get along all that much if the hero identity thing is true considering the last I heard they barely work together and only when it’s absolutely necessary.”

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“Which means they would probably be hostile if I showed up? I mean, Batman is notorious for hating metas and even if that isn’t really my situation I think he’d be pretty unhappy about me being there and even more so that I’m his estranged son’s soulmate…” He shifted onto his back and stared at the stick on stars on his ceiling. “I’m thinking it might be easier and safer if I just approach Red Hood in Phantom form in case Wes is actually wrong. It might be better if I find him out on patrol instead of his safe house cause I don’t want him to feel cornered and Phantom can be slightly terrifying to non-Amity Parkers but I’m pretty sure he saw my accident so like he should sorta recognize me. What do you guys think?”

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Yeah, Danny thought, finding him will be much easier then I thought it was going to be.

Greetings Guys, Gals, and non-binary Pals. I’ve given up on crawling my way out and have simply accepted my place in the plot fluffle I’ve found myself buried in…. Aka part 3 lets gooooooooo!

Also @justwannabecat Thanks for posting your idea cause I’m just going to town with this now. Your amazing. I love this idea so much.

Danny POV! He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.

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Danny’s a little distracted.

He should be paying attention to his surroundings but honestly he just has so much on his mind.

Like, you could argue that it’s fair that he’s a little out of it considering he just had The Dream™️.

That anyone would be after experiencing a soulbond like his.

The problem, however, is not that he’s distracted by the dream so much as he’s distracted about how he’s supposed to introduce himself.

He does NOT want to mess this up.

Danny has a history of messing these kinds of things up, and sure, it has always slowly sorted itself out but Danny doesn’t want to risk a bad impression right off the block.

This is his SOULMATE.

Soulmate means FAMILY, regardless of whether it’s platonic or romantic.

His secondary obsession may be PROTECTION but before all else it is the PROTECTION OF FAMILY.

Jason is already tied into his obsession and Danny doesn’t know whether he’ll be able to take another rejection from his family.

The rejections from his parents, even completely unintentional on their end, hurt him so badly that he thought he was dying again. They weren’t (and still aren’t) aware of his Phantom status but his core received the message loud and clear that his connection to them was unwelcome.

Danny dodges to the left avoiding a stray ectoblast, his eyes still dazed as he contemplates his issue.

You see, Danny KNOWS Ghosts. He KNOWS Ancients. He KNOWS Nerverborns.

Danny KNOWs almost every sub species in these categories.

They are beings that he’s dealt with since he was 14 and freshly half dead. They are creatures that he’s grown up learning about from before he could even read (regardless of how biased that information was and how much of that information he’s had to relearn).

Danny does NOT know about the creatures of The Undeath.

Even though he’s technically a part of that category. More so then even the Ghost category, since Halfas are just considered as a honorary sub-subgroup of Ghost.

Since they’re stupidly rare.

Like.

There is only ONE true Halfa rare.

It’s Danny

Both Vlad and Dani are considered Halfa only because there is no other name to give them.

Danny may have lost it a bit when he was told that little piece of information by a confused Frostbite after a question on his biology brought up the fact that ‘of course you’re biologically different from them, they’re a different species then you. One is human-adjacent and the other is ghost-adjacent.’

He freaked out even more when he was told he was arguably an Ancient.

He’s getting off track.

Danny rolls forward to escape the glowing net and sends a spike of ice back in the direction it came from. A curse notified him that he’d hit and destroyed Skulker’s new net launcher.

The thing is, not only are Halfas rare, they are rare amongst the RARE.

The Undeaths are RARE and to make it even worse (for Danny) they keep to themselves.

But, there IS still enough of them to NEED their own category instead of just labeling them as some weird subgroup.

Which is where his problem stems from.

Danny knows NOTHING of The Undeath culture let alone the cultures of its subgroups.

He forms a sword out of ice and meets the serrated hunting knife in a stalemate above his head with a clash of power.

So yeah, Danny’s a little distracted because although he KNOWS Jason is at least a part of The Undeath category since he died and came back, he doesn’t KNOW which Subgroup he actually belongs too.

Sure, his first thought was Zombie and he did make Zombie comparisons when talking to his friends and sister, but in truth, he honestly has no fucking idea WHAT Jason actually is.

He felt Human when he came back from the dead and he crawled out of a grave.

Yes, Danny is guessing based on human stereotypes but he has nothing else to go on.

He’s never met an actual Zombie but he’s pretty damn sure whatever he’s learned about them through various medias is probably 99% wrong and/or misunderstood.

They probably don’t even eat brains.

Media portrayals are awful and mean after all.

Danny should know, he’s had 4 years of media spotlight and very little of it has shown him to be anything other then a monster that’s useful.

So yeah, Danny’s just going to assume that Jason is a Zombie until otherwise researched or told and he’s not going to believe anything he can find on the internet or in movies.

He’s going to treat this as an academic research assignment and only believe reputable sources.

He CAN’T let this introduction be ruined by a cultural misunderstanding. There is a high chance that Jason knows he’s an Undeath too if he witnessed his accident.

Which means he might (probably will) expect Danny to be aware of The Undeath culture.

Aware of what should be taken as an insult.

Aware of customary greetings and introductions when meeting someone you want to have in your life. Greetings and introductions that tell the recipient whether you actually want them or if your doing it out of polite curtesy.

Danny NEEDS to know these things and to preform them correctly so that Jason knows he wants him in his life in whatever capacity he can, and is willing, to give.

On the rare chance that Jason DIDN’T see his accident and subsequent revival and thus not actually expecting him to know the culture (which Danny highly doubts) then he at least wasn’t underprepared and it’ll be a nice surprise for his soulmate.

Which means he needs to ask Ghost Writer about researching The Undeath. He will have something on them and hopefully it will be a text that has been written by someone who’s actually apart of The Undeath community.

Someone that the community actually knows/knew.

Not someone like him, not someone who is alone and isolated because they have no one to even introduce them to the others. No one to learn from.

Danny, who has been matching the knife blow for blow, finally steps back before launching himself forward across the ground. He swipes his sword of ice across Skulker’s knees and separates them from the main suit, causing him to lose his balance for a split second before his flight kicked in.

The split second was all Danny needed.

With Skulker shoved into his thermos, Danny takes off towards the portal.

He’s got research to do.

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Jason came into awareness in a warehouse turned lab, surrounded by (still breathing and alive, thankfully) bodies.

He’s been trying to avoid killing when he can.

He’s been trying to build some semblance of a relationship back with his family.

Jason has never been more grateful for that fact as he is now.

He might be at odds with Bruce and still hate his methods and choices but he knows he needs help.

He needs Barbra. He needs Oracle.

Oracle works with Batman.

He’ll give her whatever she wants if she can find his soulmate.

He’ll give Bruce what he wants. He’ll suffer through every family dinner and be polite and civil. He’ll get Bruce to ‘revive’ him and pretend to be the perfect Wayne kid at every gala.

He’ll stop killing completely.

Whatever it takes, as long as they find him.

As long as he’s allowed to protect the one person who is supposed to be his other half. Supposed to be there for him through the good and bad. Someone who’s supposed to want him for him regardless of how broken and damaged he is.

He just needs a plan. A plan to hopefully involve only Babs. Involving the Bat and his merry flock of followers is a last resort scenario.

Jason just needs to find his soulmate.

He just needs to find out who’s in charge of that lab.

He needs to find that lab.

*Drops Part 4 and sprints off into the distance while still covered in plot bunnies.

Also I was just going to keep it Jason <—> Danny POV switch but other characters demanded time and bullied their way into the story so you lads can have a fun point of view switch this time.

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WHO is Barbra Gordon?

The police chief’s daughter?

The first Batgirl?

A woman who lost so much potential because of a clown with a gun?

The Oracle who sees all?

A librarian who is always happy to help?

A woman who believes that the law will prevail?

These facts may give you a small glimpse into solving the question of WHO, but that is all it is, a glimpse.

Barbra has asked herself this question for years and yet she can never come up with an adequate response.

Since she, herself, doesn’t know the answer.

There are even times, like right now, where she isn’t sure if she’ll like the answer she will find.

Because when Jason Todd (a boy who was almost a little brother to her. Someone who was working his way back into that spot ever since Bruce was rescued) came crashing into her apartment and started BEGGING, she felt the cold icy rage like she hasn’t felt it since the day she was told she would never walk again.

Stubbornness and pride is what defines the Red Hood. NO ONE and NOTHING should be able to hurt him enough to make him B E G.

Not after the Joker.

Safe to say, Barbra Gordon was a wheel away from stealing Jason’s gun to shoot whatever had pushed him to this point.

She still felt the same way after getting the full story from him.

Someone was going to die and she is not surprised to feel absolutely no remorse in that thought.

So instead of thinking to hard about it, Barbra let that icy rage fuel her as she extracted as many details as she could get from Jason.

‘What kind of lab?’

‘How much of it did you see?’

‘What kind of metal?’

‘How about any papers?’

‘Do you remember what was on the paper?’

‘Could you describe the logo that was on the corner?’

‘Are you sure it looked like a G stacked on a W with a line cutting through it?’

Details she got.

Details she used to hunt down anything even slightly similar to a lab Jason described.

Details that led her to the government.

Details that led her to laws passed under the guise of something else.

Laws that used undefined, broad, and blacked out words to give them the right to kill and persecute and experiment on who ever they like.

Barbra Gordon decided she wasn’t going to control her rage this time.

She was going to let it burn and if she got closer to the answer of WHO she is, then so be it.

She would make them burn too.

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“Heya Sweets!”

“Mmh?”

“O just called,” Dr. Harleen Quinzel smiled a manic smile, “she asked if us Sirens wanted ta burn down da Gov with Hood cause they’ve got his soulhalf.”

Both knew their answers and there wasn’t any doubt Selena would disagree.

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Danny sighed in relief.

The Undeath follows a similar culture as Ghost, subcategory Revenant.

Also, his soulmate wasn’t a Zombie.

NOT that there is anything wrong with being a zombie. The problem was that he couldn’t find anything written BY a zombie. The closest he got was a journal written by a wight which are, in GW’s words, a more sentient zombie.

The information he came across in the journal didn’t describe what he felt from his soulmate or line up with anything he’s heard about the Red Hood.

Considering some of the information he did read he is maybe (a lot) glad that Jason isn’t a zombie/wight.

He doesn’t have the stomach for it (even if he’s willing to force himself to adapt)

With that crossed off, Danny is proud to say that he managed to narrow the list of possible categories of The Undeath down by a substantial amount.

Although, he’s probably not going to get any closer to an answer until he meets Jason himself.

Thus, all Danny needs now is an adequate gift to give his soulmate.

Some type of gift that would impress him and show that Danny is very strong (luckily, the first gift in ghost courting and adopting a family member is the same so Danny doesn’t have to worry about being too forward or accidentally rejecting his soulmate).

The first gift always needs to show that you are capable of protecting the recipient and/or able to take out their enemies.

He’s stuck on what to do/get for his gift though, but he figured he’s better off thinking about it with his friends anyways so he simply heads back to Amity.

He was in the Ghost Zone for a grand total of 3 days.

He had 103 missed calls.

It’s safe to say, that Danny was both 100% certain Wes was correct about Red Hood’s identity and that he’s probably never blushed as hard as he did when he turned on the news.

The white house was on fire.

The headline stating the abolition of the Ecto-Acts along with a list of various GIW labs that have been blown completely off the map.

Starfire, Arsenal, Dr. Isely, Dr. Quinzel, and Catwoman walked behind THE Red Hood as he glided over to a heavily modified motorcycle. The light of the fire framing all of them in shadow.

Yeah.

Danny really needs an amazing gift if he’s going to come anywhere close to matching Jason.

It’s also, in Danny’s mind, confirmation that Jason knows what he is.

Danny has never been more happy about taking his time to research.

*shuffles into view while covered in plot bunnies, drops Part 5, and shuffles back out of view* also I have lost control of the characters so they’re just doing there own thing and I’m stuck here for the ride.

Danny has some trauma and decides to share it.

Jason finally figures out he’s not in a vivisection fic but he still has no idea what’s actually happening.

Thank you all for the comments and keyboard smashes btw, your joy brings me joy :D

Also if someone wants to tag others that’d be awesome cause my computer currently hates the ‘at’ button right now (again… I should maybe get a new computer soonish maybe)

Anyways…. Here ya go you funky internet people!

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Jason needed this search to go faster.

6 days and they still haven’t found his soulmate.

6 days and all they’ve done is hit the major labs.

6 days and all they’ve fucking managed to do is change one government implemented act.

6 days and all Jason can do is wait and force himself to NOT shoot the various “scientists” simply because the government covered up UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTATION by leaving no record of their labs, making the scientists the only people who might actually KNOW where the other labs are.

The ONLY upside to this entire situation is the fact that there is apparently a group of KIDS who have been teaming up with the “Ecto-Entities” (Which Jason and pretty much EVERY OTHER hero/antihero who was present/listening to the conversation was pretty sure E.E. was just another way to say A META or Non Human. Safe to say it wasn’t just Jason who was holding back their urge to kill) who have been breaking INTO the labs to free the test subjects.

These kids seem to be stupidly competent too considering The Labs they’ve visited haven’t been able to keep a test subject long enough to preform “extensive research” like VIVISECTION and have only had enough time to do surface scans before they where “stolen” from them.

That and the fact that not even Oracle can find traces of this team up. Every single tech file and online trace has been wiped so clean it’s like they computerized bleach and flooded the system with it after every raid.

The GIW have had to start from scratch every single time because of that.

The government couldn’t even arrest the group either since all video evidence of the raid has ALSO been wiped from existence so other then some basic surface descriptions they had nothing to identify the group.

Jason has never seen Oracle be so impressed by another hacker.

The existence of this raiding team also brings up a very important fact, there is a large possibility they’ve already saved his soulmate.

He needs to find this team and give them a hug.

Still, the point remains that they still haven’t found anything about where his soulmate is, they don’t know where the raid team is from, and they still haven’t gotten the locations of the other labs.

Worse yet, Jason was called back to Gotham 2 days ago due to an Arkham breakout.

The Joker still hasn’t been found and the bats haven’t been able to track him which means Crime Alley needs Red Hood there for when shit hits the fan.

Jason once again considers just killing every Arkham rouge so he can get back to his search.

But he promised Babs and so he’s stuck.

Jason is stuck waiting and thinking about his other half.

They could be trapped in a GIW lab (though that has become less a worry. Seriously, even Barbra wants tips from that raid team).

Maybe his soulmate thinks Jason won’t like them if they’re not really human looking (or human at all) and isn’t trying to find him because of that. Jason hopes that that is not the case but maybe it is and that might mean that he’ll have to make his search public as Jason Todd.

Maybe his soulmate didn’t see his death.

Maybe they they only saw his death.

Maybe Jason is just spiralling into worse and worse trains of thought and maybe he should just stop but he CAN’T.

A ringing sound cuts off his panic before it can really start but it still takes him a moment to realize it’s Babs calling him and that he should probably step away from the edge of the roof he was on.

“Joker has been found.” Jason loved that about her, always straight to the point when she knew he was worried and couldn’t tolerate long meaningless interactions.

“Where?”

“In the medical ward at Gotham General. Apparently someone found him before us and they weren’t happy to see him.”

Jason drew a sharp breath. Barbra doesn’t sugar coat things unless it’s very bad and he knows what she sounds like when she tries to understate something. She sounds like him.

“How unhappy are we talking Babs? The standard Gothamite unhappy or our version of unhappy?” He could almost feel her lips flatten into a cold grimace as the conversation paused.

“Ours,” he pressed down on the sick satisfaction that boiled up from the emotionless tone of the original Batgirl’s voice as he imagined exactly what ‘Ours’ meant for the Joker. Jason didn’t need to imagine for long. “The Doctors said he’ll live and that he’s healing but right now they aren’t exactly sure of the true extent of his injuries because he’s currently in what looks like a self induced coma. They also said they’ll need to wait for the X-ray results and for him to wake up before they can confirm whether or not he’ll regain full use of his arms but even if he does he’ll most certainly have chronic pain in his hands for the rest of his life.”

“So he won’t be hurting people for a while huh?”

“No Hood, I don’t think he will be doing much of anything for a while.”

Maybe Jason should have said something more and maybe Barbra should have been helping Bruce track down the person who did that to the Joker but maybe they both needed a moment to feel satisfied.

Maybe they both needed this moment to just feel some small bit of relief.

No matter how temporary.

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*3 day before the Joker was found*

Danny wasn’t quite sure what to do for Jason.

He sat down in the air as he stared at Arkham Asylum.

He came to Gotham almost immediately after he was filled in on what Jason had been doing for him and Danny knew he had to do something about the Joker because that’s the only real enemy he knows Jason has.

But what should he do?

He obviously can’t kill Joker even if it’d be so stupidly easy to do.

Maybe even because it’d be stupidly easy to do.

Red Hood, and therefore Jason, never killed The Joker when he had the opportunity too. Time and time again Jason has had opportunities, Danny remembers seeing and hearing the news talk about The Red Hood bringing The Joker in which means it’s an active choice.

Honestly, from what Danny has seen, Jason has been actively avoiding killing people for roughly a year now.

Further proof of this is that Jason didn’t kill a single GIW agent either and honestly that should have been even harder then killing them. They have a stupid tendency to use untested weapons that backfire on them 90% of the time which means they end up needing to be saved most of the time from themselves.

If Wes is to be believed (which again, he usually is) then Jason might not have been right in the mind when he was having his kill streak anyways.

Maybe he was mind controlled and/or manipulated.

Danny knows what that can be like.

He knows what it’s like to blame yourself for things other people and circumstance made you do.

Take Freakshow and Dani for example.

The image of someone making Jason do something that might haunt him for the rest of his life makes Danny want to rip the imagined person to shreds with his claws. It makes him want to find them and put them through a real horror movie scene as he hunts them from empty corners until they’re screaming at their own shadows and then drag them into the deepest part of the Infinite Realm.

He wants to weep and curl up on himself as the image of Jason being hurt that way makes his core cry out in pain.

Danny wants to rap Jason in a hug and tell him that he had already proved how strong he is by how far he’s come.

So Danny can’t kill The Joker because if he does then he is undermining whatever Jason is trying to achieve by letting him live.

But Danny can make him hurt.

He needs to display that he’s physically capable of protecting Jason so a few broken bones from the Joker should work but it doesn’t feel like enough.

He wants to kill him.

He knows that he won’t for Jason’s sake and because it’d place him one step closer to becoming Dan.

Dan’s timeline still gives him nightmares.

Regardless of whether he’s reformed or not.

Oh.

“Now that’s a thought,” Danny whispers to the air as it whisks his voice away.

He looks back down at the asylum, his eyes shadowed as he lets himself think.

Danny’s worst enemy and biggest monster has always been himself. It is what keeps him in check and it is what keeps him in control of his abilities.

The Joker keeps killing and killing and hurting and hurting with no remorse. He will keep doing so because he knows he’ll get away with it.

The Joker acts as if he’s playing a game.

He acts like he’s obsessed.

The Joker acts like some members of Danny’s rouge gallery. The ones who have forgotten what it means to hurt and to die.

But Danny’s rouges usually only need to have it pointed out to them that they are causing pain, that they may have almost caused someone to DIE before they immediately stop.

Ghosts might forget what it was like to be mortal in death but they also remember what it was like to die.

Ghosts rarely (if ever) want to kill.

But The Joker doesn’t act like a ghost.

He acts like an Ancient.

A being who doesn’t know what it’s like to feel fear or pain.

A being who hasn’t learned to be afraid of itself.

Danny should teach him to be afraid of himself.

He even has beings who will help him. Who are required to aid him because he is their Crowned Prince.

He is sure Nocturn would love to work with Fright Knight in creating a very terrifying and long lasting nightmare. It’d be fulfilling their obsessions and Danny is quite sure he can convince Ghost Writer to write the nightmare’s script.

Who knows, the nightmare might just make The Joker relive his every kill from his victims’ point of view. It might make him experience EVERY SINGLE BIT OF PAIN AND FEAR they felt before they died by his hand and word.

It’s not like The Joker needs to wake up until he’s terrified of himself.

It’s not like he needs to only relive their deaths once either.

An alarm sounds below.

Danny smiles.

First things first, Danny needs to shatter every bone in those awful hands that touched HIS SOULMATE.

Maybe he’ll take a small souvenir to turn into a gift too.

Yeah, a small souvenir for his soulmate.

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regonold

All i can imagine is danny being the gremlin he is gifting jason jokers kneecaps

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My dad’s dog, who is in some ways a last remnant of him, is approaching the rainbow bridge.

She’s about 14, has arthritis, is largely deaf and blind, and has a brain tumor. But she’s also still happy so we’ve been keeping an eye on her behavior because when she’s no longer happy that’s it. The younger dog (her daughter, about 12) acts as a guide dog to her and helps her with hygiene.

Mom took her to the emergency vet today, because last night she had these shaking, crying attacks. Turns out they were seizures.

The vet said these led to some brain damage, and prescribed a steroid that’s supposed to help.

My mom is second-guessing herself, in terms of whether this should have been the end. Particularly since looking at pics of the dog from March it’s like looking at a different dog.

It’s a difficult issue, and partly tied up in grief about my dad.

But also this makes 3 pets we’re losing this year. My brother’s 20 year old cat, my 18 year old cat, and now the 14 year old chihuahua.

Rough year.

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kettlefire

Reverse BatFam Adoption AU

The BatFam believe that they adopted a random ghost boy with ridiculous power. They think they took in another lost soul, a poor kid trying to be a hero after his death.

Truth?

Danny saw a ragtag group of dressed idiots who tried to fight a ghost, and had no clue what they were dealing with.

A simple ghost. Kempler, Cujo, the Box Ghost, someone who isn't really trying to cause much damage, but gets more aggravated when dressed up idiots start throwing pointy things at them.

So, Danny decides to help out.

And in doing so, he realized just how defenseless a group of the best heroes were.

So he stuck around. Let them "train" him. Sneakily slid ideas and upgrades every where he can.

He thought it was obvious, he was the one helping them. He just figured their egos were to big to admit it.

Until it comes to light that they were no where near on the same page.

And Danny has to find the best way to tell these dangerous mortals that they were like a pack of stray dogs he took in.

In the least offensive way possible.

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Bye Bye Friendship (One-Shot)

Marinette stood nervously to the side of the dressing rooms trying to build the confidence to approach Adrien. The first time the hat had been shown she had got nice comments from Audrey, but most of the public focus had been on Gabriel’s reappearance. She just wanted to see Adrien before the show. Not just because she wanted to see Adrien and his smile and kind eyes and beautiful face that one day would be smiling at her as she walked down the aisle. No, not just that but to also make sure the fitting was still good, and feathers didn’t need any more securing or anything. It just had to go well today. More designers were here than last time, so she needed them to notice her. The hat! Notice the hat. It was about the designs not her as a person. She just needed the next project or someone to talk to about all her ideas. The other hats she had as spring was approaching, the sundresses and gowns, the suits and shirts. Her mind was firing with ideas that she had been saving so next time someone commented on her feather derby hat she could talk about what was next and not appear like some one trick pony that got lucky.

“Adrien! Long time no see!” Called a model opening up Adrien’s room without a moments hesitation. Marinette never really followed models, but she vaguely recognised him from many of Audrey’s shoots. Taller than Adrien, skin tanned, brunette undercut hair, and eyes amber but really nothing special. He was just another dime a dozen model who probably did more beach shoots than anything.

On his heels was a girl who was exactly like how Marinette imagined Chloe would be in a few years. Tall with long legs which was model requirement in many places, blonde long hair, and dazzling sapphire blue eyes that looked down on the rest of the world. Again, Marinette couldn’t name her but recognised her from certain runways and catalogues. For a moment burning jealousy and extreme thoughts about her relationship with Adrien rose up, their potential sunset walks and stolen kisses during shoots, which quickly simmered down. Kagami being closer to Adrien had helped Marinette not disappear into her anxiety spirals and instead remain at peace.

“Ew, is your dad really making you wear that again?” Asked the girl, her voice holding the same disdain of most of the Bourgeois’. She probably was just Chloe from the future who had somehow earned her mother’s attention. That or she was Chloe’s older sister that was somehow even more cruel and judgemental. “I heard it was some kid’s competition winner.”

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things I wish I’d known when I started writing fic on ao3

  • use & for friendships, colleagues, familial relationships and use / for romantic or sexual relationships (or encounters)
  • not everyone reads fic. Lots of people use screen readers, and screen readers can’t see what’s on images. use descriptive text to help them out.
  • lots of people download fic to read on other devices, not all downloads capture images too.
  • there’s a big difference between No Archive Warnings Apply (NAWA) and Author Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings (CNTW). NAWA means that there’s nothing in the fic that needs to be warned for using the official Archive Warning system. CNTW means there might be something that requires a warning and the author is either avoiding giving out spoilers or they are unsure how to interpret their plot point with respect to the official Warnings. (in both cases, additional tags are where it’s at - you can explain yourself there) 
  • the reason why the number of bookmarks in the fic is different from the number of bookmarks on your stats page is because your stats page number includes bookmarks that are hidden
  • there’s a preference setting where you can receive emails with your own comments/replies.
  • there’s a site skin that hides stats so you don’t have to see them
  • writing in rich text format makes my life easier
  • knowing html allows me to do fun things in the comments section like comment/reply with reaction gifs
  • knowing html also allows me to do interesting formatting in my fics that I can’t do with rich text alone
  • those little blue bubbles with the question marks in them will answer my questions a lot of the time - and also teach me something new
  • the FAQ is linked under the word About in the header
  • if you write your fic in the draft window, you might end up losing it so make sure you copy the text before you hit Post, just in case
  • they aren’t kidding when they say drafts are deleted after 30 days
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beck-a-leck

Here’s some additions.

  • The Anonymous collection will allow you to post anything you want and retain ownership over it.
  • Your identifying information will not be anywhere within the fic to any other reader. Though you will see it from your end when looking at it as a logged in user.
  • When you reply to a comment, it will anonymize you, so feel free to respond to your commenters!
  • You can take your fic off Anonymous at any time
  • When you are signed into AO3, you can easily access your Anonymous fics by looking at the “Works In Collections” tab on your page. Nobody else will see these Anonymous works on this page.
  • Works can be added to the Anonymous collection at any time
  • Just because a fic is Anonymous does not mean it is Abandoned or Orphaned.

Speaking of Orphaned fics:

  • If you have posted a story and for whatever reason you no longer want it on your account or associated with you, you can Orphan the fic.
  • Orphaning fics will remove all of your control and ownership of the story.
  • Orphaning fics is not a reversible process. Once a fic has been Orphaned it cannot be taken back. You cannot delete it. You can’t check stats and it does not show up on your Works page anymore.
  • Orphaning and the Anonymous collection are great options for when you no longer want a fic associated with you, but you don’t want to delete it either.
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cacodaemonia

Also: dark mode skins are great! I use Reversi on this page and it’s much easier on the eyes than the white background. Here’s how to use skins.

Don’t know if someone else has already said this in the notes but unless your bookmark is private the author can look and see what tags or additional notes you’ve put on the bookmark (I like to check them to see if anyone has :D). Also, yes, you can add your own tags to bookmarks and make different lists to organize them! You can comment on fics anonymously (though I think you have to log out to do so as of now, really wish it was an option while signed in but still great it’s even an option at all!) You can save new chapters on fics as a draft (without the 30 day limit if I remember). I do this a lot. There is separate sections for both beginning and ending author’s notes (you can use both on the same chapter or one shot) and using the author’s note doesn’t include your rambling as part of the word count. Which is nice as it doesn’t artificially inflate the numbers.

On site skins:

You can combine existing skins by creating you own skin scroll to the bottom under ADVANCED and then Parent Skins. Example, i use AO3s Reversi and then XParrots Shortening Long Tag Field

Also, you can exclude stories in this area too! I got this from another tumblr post so i can’t take credit for it, nor do i know how to expand it to other things like tags or pairing or author.

.blurb#work_430075 { display: none; }

Just replace the numbers with the work you dont want to see anymore.

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mikkeneko

Just a few points to add that I hadn’t seen listed above:

-In addition to beginning and ending author’s notes for the overall story, there are also beginning and ending author’s notes for each chapter of a multipart story. When you first create the story, before you add additional chapters, it will treat your author’s notes as overall story notes – meaning your “so that’s chapter 1!” note will be kicked to the end of every subsequent chapter unless you move it to chapter 1 specifically.

-There is, in fact, a character limit in the author’s notes. I’ve run up against it a few times.

This is a helpful guide for hiding stats, users, specific fics, and other things in your skins.

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love all the cis conservative men on twitter losing their minds over the vaccine causing menstrual disturbance like it's one huge conspiracy theory. anyone with a period could tell you that eating a ripe mango on the tuesday approximately 16 hours before your due date will delay it by like five days. the uterus literally has the physical competency of a hamster on crack.

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star wars is so fucking stupid, I love it

Prime example of why being a fanfic writer is painful

star wars fuckery to english glossary: the reader’s digest version

  • the star wars universe has no official name but in fandom you’ll see it shortened to GFFA for “galaxy far, far away”
  • glass - transparisteel
  • metal used in construction - durasteel
  • very strong space-plastic (used in stormtrooper armor) - duraplast
  • tablet computer (analogous to a PADD in trek) - datapad
  • rather than paper, handwriting is usually done with a stylus on flimsiplast (flimsi/flimsy for short)
  • holos are 3-d videos or videomessages, recorded and played on a holoprojector (these are often seen in small formats, palm-sized - analogous to like. a GoPro.)
  • we don’t drive cars, we drive landspeeders or speeder bikes
  • we don’t shoot guns, we shoot blasters
  • if you didn’t bring a knife to a gun fight, you perhaps brought a vibroblade instead - an edged weapon that, you guessed it, vibrates. little ones could be called vibroshivs or vibroknives. we actually got to see polearm versions of these in The Mandalorian! it was very exciting.
  • robots in GFFA are, of course, droidsastromech droids (astromechs) are the like. iphones of the droid world - ubiquitous, multipurpose, most with a similar aesthetic. R2-D2 and BB-8 are both astromech droids. human-shaped droids like C-3P0 are protocol droids.
  • got a papercut? a nasty flesh wound? a missing chunk of your torso, perhaps? slap a bacta-patch on it or take a dip in a bacta tank for a soothing treatment with this all-purpose miracle healing goo. this is what diapered Luke is bobbing around in during the early part of Empire Strikes Back.
  • you’re supposed to say kriff/kriffing instead of “damn,” “shit,” or “fuck/fucking,” but this is for cowards. let Obi-Wan cuss.
  • midichlorians - ignore them.
  • before the Empire comes to power, baby jedi who can’t hack it as knights or are never chosen to be Padawan apprentices become members of the Service Corps, the branches of which are the Agricultural Corps (AgriCorps), Medical Corps (MedCorps), Educational Corps (EduCorps), Exploration Corps (ExplorCorps)
  • dates are expressed (typically) as [date] Before the Battle of Yavin (BBY) or [date] After the Battle of Yavin (ABY). for instance, the sequel trilogy begins in 34 ABY.

and, yes: that famous cantina tune from Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes is in a musical style called jizz. because star wars is incredibly stupid.

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Dear autisticandroids, I am seeking your input on a deeply cursed thread of thought I've just had. s6 babystealing AU + Cas as Euripides' Medea, thanks to this (incredible!) art: https://transcastiels.tumblr.com/post/654668253984145408 Like, he has the deanlisa baby as??? honey!cas? So you've got hysteric 50s housewife vibes AND he has a baby. Does Sam take care of it while he's in Purgatory? What would lead Cas to pull the whole Medea bit and kill the deanlisa baby? I feel like Heaven parallels pretty well with Medea's family in Colchis. The whole godstiel arc was his equivalent of the poisoning of Pelias. If Dean had been motivated to turn Cas away in season 8 after the angels got him out of Purgatory that would do it. But Benny would never have asked that of Dean, and Dean wouldn't have gone along with it if he had. The only thing I can think is what if John were resurrected somehow for season 8 and bullied Dean into turning Cas away? Additional thought about this: that would make Cas a woman in white. I apologize if this is completely incoherent it's 3am but this concept shot like a lightning bolt through my brain and I had to share

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GOOD EVENING? this is nuts i am intrigued

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Having recently finished my BA in classics I am about to put my education to good use:

The Cas Medea au works so well actually — throughout the play there’s this whole theme where the various characters discus the meaning of making oaths. Medea is angry at Jason for breaking his oath to her, his marriage oath, and pursuing a second marriage with the daughter of Kreon, King of Corinth. Jason is keen on this marriage bc it gives him more chance of a successful and normal life — marriage to a princess has obvious perks, but Medea is also a foreigner and a witch, doubly the outcast, and can provide much less in the way of stability or normative success. Which is so obviously Dean pursuing his little lavender marriage with Lisa, who is basically a picket fence in yoga pants.

Now, Medea supplicates Kreon to be allowed to stay in Corinth because he’s afraid (rightly) that she’s devious enough to get a bloody revenge — the thing is Medea has been exiled from Corinth but neither does she have any friends in her native Colchis bc of the whole poisoning of Pelias thing — and to be without a home in greek tradition is very bad — worse than bad, in fact. There was a special punishment for traitors called kataskaphe domon, which means “the destruction of the house” where the house is the physical house but also the symbolic family line and the family name and reputation (source - long and about greek tragedy in general, but in case of interest) So, being houseless or exiled is basically the worst it gets & Cas is definitely stateless and exiled post s6!! His Pelias would be Raphael, his betrayal is exactly Medea’s betrayal — chosing a lover over the loyalties towards his homeland and family.

Even the Jason/Medea oath is represented here! The handprint is symbolic of Cas’ loyalty to Dean over his family and represents the initial moment of what becomes his betrayal of heaven. And this is insane-making bc making an oath in the greek tradition included the clasping of hands & later Medea keeps bringing up hands in a very symbolic way when she asks her children to give her their hands to hold before she sends them into the house for the last time & then again as she considers holding the sword in her hand to kill. (Source for those interested)

And Medea did not set out to kill the children, she only intended (at first) to kill Kreon and his daughter, but then she takes her plan to its most extreme conclusion and kills the children too — taking away Jason’s heirs and leaving him as stateless and kinless as she was in the beginning of the play and like….Lisa and Ben survived but Cas did wipe their memories so — he fully managed what Medea could not. (At Dean’s behest too! So fucked up!)

Also there is a tenuous argument to be made that Medea eats her children bc she describes the killing of them in terms of sacrifice and traditionally part of the ritual of sacrifice included the eating of a portion of the animal so — one could argue for a very fucked up consumehimnatural here. (This is also how I nearly said the word “mpreg” in my translation class while my lecturer sat on zoom looking as if he regretted every decision he made to get there.)

Plus there’s the whole Medea being the granddaughter of Helios (god of the sun) who she prays to for success in her schemes and who, once the murders have been done, sends down his chariot for her & she rides off into a sort of apotheosis at the end of the play. So the version of spn where Cas actually becomes God and also knocks off Ben and Lisa is just the Medea beat for beat. It is unnatural how well this works

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boggmann

I will never not reblog this

Accurate.

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

accurate 

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

Reblog for Satan

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callmebliss

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

^

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

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macaedh

what the fuck ethan

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

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pervocracy

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

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squeeful

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

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hedwig-dordt

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

World Heritage Post

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harryshouse

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

The America version is called FoodForAll

I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)

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korben600

YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!

I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.

They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!

The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!

The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)

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sissikuk

TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula. 

In Canada we have flash food, I dont know if it’s just confined to loblaw stores but you can get food that stores have to throw out for dirt cheap

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defira85

I know I reblogged this once already but I’m back to say there’s an Australian version!

YWaste has been around since 2017 apparently, so they’re quite well established if you’re Australian and in need of options

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aimee-maroux

I used to be broke and knowing about this app would have been extremely helpful. Hope it helps some of you folks out there ❤️

I use flashfood and it’s literally what enabled me to pay off my student debt and start saving

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