Pink Lemonade

Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,

another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

everyone take my 114 result ‘which character are you’ uquiz

Gonna cry. Vriska

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

hate to say it but the cow is right

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

I'm curious

god in heaven can people online be more normal about gay men

"all the cool gays died of aids and thats why modern gays are all toothpaste flag softie baby bullshit uwu women dni twitter users" BZZZRT "gay men have mommy issues and cant handle strong women and thats why they dont get along with lesbians" BZZZRT "gay men who only care about marriage equality and pride festivals are assimilationist" BZZZRT "gay men have so much representation just look at all this yaoi. thats proof homophobia isnt real" BZZZRT "gay men are all privileged heathens doing expensive drag and having freaky unsafe sex while the rest of the community ACTUALLY suffers" BZZZRT BZZZRT BZZZRT GO TO HELL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200$

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” well i can split him into the fixed and worse versions of himself resulting in existential horror, identity crises, and maybe a little violence

yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I'm not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about "trailer trash" and our accents and our hobbies!

do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn't born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won't protect me in a bad enough storm?

do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say "well just move out" instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?

do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because "they're all hicks anyways"

Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

all the cooter carriers know The Slime

this is a hit with the slimers

*this isn't written in any specific order, it was just written in the order they occured to me

disclaimer: these are results from google. there were loads so i just picked at random from "most watched anime" lists

please reblog and put your answers in the tags <3

pros of corded headphones:

cons of corded headphones:

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter