I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

what if i just check out whats going on under this cozy blankie for like a minute. two minute

oh no

i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

wait what

what incident

i wanna learn about the incident

we need to know op

Anyone interested in a quick $15 kofi bust sketch with simple shading right now? No food at home again 😂

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I start with P and end with ORN what am I?

PRONGHORN

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

stop being mean to me

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

I’m straight but this gif makes my prostate clench it kinda hurts 

This feels like finding a vintage grenade in a box and pulling the pin

And reblogging it is calling out “Hey, come here and look at this!” to your followers before you toss it to a friend.

alright I got 90 sq from all these damn interludes and the mothman painting I bought near the mothman statue. time to see if I can summon this guy.

is therapy not working anon?

I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss

It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail

Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Oh, this is what it's like to time travel.

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

I love subjects and topics

help why are you so mad

so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

like we're really not gonna address the fact that he died of a "self inflicted head wound" literal hours after Boeings lawyers asked him to stay an extra day. We're not gonna speak on the fact that he told his family "if I die, it wasn't suicide " before he went to go testify. None of it huh

Oh? You haven't heard? I'm not surprised with how hard the media are parrying it

THAT TOO. LMFAOOO

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

I feel like a lot of people just don't know how to do it or are intimidated by the prospect. I was too, actually, and I couldn't find any good guides on how to do it (beyond basic formatting) and most guides boiled down to "just describe what you see and important details!" I really wanted to add alt text bc accessibility is important to me, but I would always get kinda stumped on how to do it.

But then I saw this image, I think in a discord server, and I immediately started doing it. It kinda broke the ice for me

Oh my goodness thank you!!

Something also worth keeping in mind with alt text is the intent of the image. You don't (and probably usually shouldn't) necessarily need to include every fine detail of the image if it isn't pertinent to the intent.

Also don't include things like "image of..." Assistive tech will convey that it's an image already.

I've been trying to add alt text. I started on bluesky, which has an optional setting that refuses to post until you add alt text. I find it incredibly intimidating, and I have made the choice to not post things because the alt text feels like such a hurdle to me. (Not an excuse. But if your brain is spicy in the same direction as mine, I get it.)

But this is a great common sense guide, and I immediately saved it on my desktop for reference.

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation