now i want cake lmao
the spiderman balloon somehow ended up in my department and i refuse to move him. my new coworker
#you know what that is? #growth
Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.
okay but seriously
when i want a hug what i really want is a Ghibli hug.
because i mean-
Ghibli
Hugs
Look
Like
The
Greatest
Hugs
in the WORld
That’s because they come from the heart, yo
The wholesomeness.
all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage
49-minute yoda fuck scene
you are the exception
i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty
The only marvel I know is me
[ Thanks for letting go of me that day. ]
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Achievements of people born into excessive wealth mean nothing I’m sorry
it’s so interesting so many people keep repeating this same line of “it’s not like they could control where they were born”. and yet. absurdly rich folks do not take that into consideration when poor people need something they don’t immediately have. it’s always “well work for it! work for your food/water/shelter/health” there’s never any consideration to what life that poor person was born into even though they never had any control over it either. interesting how wealthy people feel comfortable playing that card.
It isn’t a home run if you were born on third base…
okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there
spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word
CPR is just a human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it’ll work again.
Me at drunk me: she’s dehydrated
Just saw the headless horseman on skyrim but he was on foot running after his horse.
God I love this game.
headless horselessman
Made some quick lockscreens out of the new magazine cover
someone i speak to every day: hey
me: i miss you and i love you